10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Haha, your new avatar is awesome, Ms Squirrel

Thanks! I promise no squirrel was hurt during the photo session! LOL

I found this (almost perverted) site, an American lady going nuts over her squirrel and dressing it up like a doll - that's where the pic is from. Sugar Bush Squirrel

[VisaJourneyLady 33]

Awesome points Troll. I have now reconsidered my ridiculous gay-loving human rights giving liberal views in the light of your fine logic. Don't want any of those gays raising more gays. It's like them Irish, they'll just breed till they have the majority, and then where will we be?

[Cecile and Bryan 0]

I found this (almost perverted) site, an American lady going nuts over her squirrel and dressing it up like a doll - that's where the pic is from. Sugar Bush Squirrel

Wow that's crazy! I can't believe her squirrel lets her dress it up and take pictures like that, it's very domesticate (blah... probably not the right way to say it, but I'm sure you understand what I mean)

great list Troll!!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

I found this (almost perverted) site, an American lady going nuts over her squirrel and dressing it up like a doll - that's where the pic is from. Sugar Bush Squirrel

Wow that's crazy! I can't believe her squirrel lets her dress it up and take pictures like that, it's very domesticate (blah... probably not the right way to say it, but I'm sure you understand what I mean)

great list Troll!!

I think the lady and the squirrel are on crack

[Cecile and Bryan 0]

probably

[pedroh 21]

ROFL

so if you hang out with mexicans, you also become illegal??

omg gay illegal aliens, nightmare!

[Krikit 1,164]

ROFL

so if you hang out with mexicans, you also become illegal??

omg gay illegal aliens, nightmare!

time

Pedroh..... you shaved off your goatee!!!!!

/time

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

[Nessa 23]

great!

[almaty 19]

excellent brother arijit

[MrsCat 6]

ROFL

so if you hang out with mexicans, you also become illegal??

omg gay illegal aliens, nightmare!

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I was FOR Gay Marriage... Before I was against it!

[zqt3344 21]

Next thing you know they will be wanting to marry rocks, trees, horses, cows, pigs, what a sick bunch of people.

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

[Marilyn. 340]

I am not sure if I should take you seriously , zqt.. half the time I think you are talking with your tongue in cheek but I don't know for sure

Edited June 17, 2008 by *Marilyn*

[zqt3344 21]

Marilyn,

I am not sure if I should take you seriously , zqt.. half the time I think you are talking with your tongue in cheek but I don't know for sure