10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong!

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1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Edited June 17, 2008 by VJ Troll

[Carol and Bruno 0]

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; blacks are still property, women still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

This is great!! I love #7.

[Jenn! 918]

I concur on all points.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

This ought to be a checklist - if you tick off all 10 points you win a free jump down a well.

[Amby 490]

brilliant work trolli!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Amby it's a copy paste from an email.

[eric&gen 0]

Because his partner has a bigger ####### than his?

[Amby 490]

Amby it's a copy paste from an email.

still brilliant

[MrsCat 6]

This ought to be a checklist - if you tick off all 10 points you win a free jump down a well.

Me like #2 - I hung around Pam Anderson and grew me some 36 DDD knockers!

[SaadBell 0]

VJ Troll - I am so happy to see you point out all these things, I do know that only gay parents raise gay children, straight parents ALWAYS RAISE STRAIGHT CHILDREN.

[chris-lei 1]

Nice points to ponder... NO! to same sex marriages! really tips the scale..out of norm..

[jundp 191]

I was for same-sex marriage, Troll.

But now:

DOWN WITH TEH GAYZ!!!!!1111

[Alex & Rachel 78]

This ought to be a checklist - if you tick off all 10 points you win a free jump down a well.

Great copy and paste from an e-mail, Troll

(But seriously, it's a good list and I agree on all points made).

Edited June 17, 2008 by Alex & Rachel

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Yay for gay

[Alex & Rachel 78]

Haha, your new avatar is awesome, Ms Squirrel