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McCain, Obama condoms!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

You mean you lied to get it in but when they found you out for the liar you were you still resisted by changing your MO? :lol:

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

Ban Hammer Grand Master

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more than likely, the obama condoms are just as empty as their namesake.

If you're buying 'em full, Charles, maybe you should ask for your money back... :unsure:

i'm sure that any women that give a guy a spin with those will feel they are empty........

:bonk: Good grief Charles, this is meant to be a humorous piece, not to hammer political points... :wacko:

what exactly is a piece about condoms supposed to hammer :innocent:

i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

i had a clinton condom. couldn't keep the interns off of me.

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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more than likely, the obama condoms are just as empty as their namesake.

If you're buying 'em full, Charles, maybe you should ask for your money back... :unsure:

i'm sure that any women that give a guy a spin with those will feel they are empty........

:bonk: Good grief Charles, this is meant to be a humorous piece, not to hammer political points... :wacko:

what exactly is a piece about condoms supposed to hammer :innocent:

i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

i had a clinton condom. couldn't keep the interns off of me.

Here.....have a cigar.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Jack and Barbara Community Regular

Jack and Barbara   0

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i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

You mean you lied to get it in but when they found you out for the liar you were you still resisted by changing your MO? :lol:

Lied to get it in...sounds illegal to me. Been concocting roofie coladas?

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

You mean you lied to get it in but when they found you out for the liar you were you still resisted by changing your MO? :lol:

Lied to get it in...sounds illegal to me. Been concocting roofie coladas?

Hmm in this case it sounds more to me like there was a lie or two involved in getting 'in' yet when the lies were exposed and the recipient decided to not want it, some observers believe that its better for the liar to stay the course and just 'get it over with' rather than pulling out to minimize unnecessary losses and future generations of enemies... 'daddy haters' :lol: Remember... its a GWB condom, so its most likely broken.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

 

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