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Entrepreneur 'Having Fun' With '08 Presidential Campaign

NEW YORK (AP) ― The presidential race is in full swing -- but not the way you might think.

A young New York City entrepreneur has decided to "have fun" with the campaign by marketing condoms featuring images of Barack Obama and John McCain.

Benjamin Sherman, who created the company Practice Safe Policy, says the Obama condom carries the slogan "Use With Good Judgment."

The McCain version says "OLD BUT Not Expired."

According to the Web site, McCain condoms "are battle tested, strong and durable, for those occasions when you just need to switch your position!"

While the company can't guarantee the condoms are 100 percent effective, it says it's certain "that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-Mama in your future."

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more than likely, the obama condoms are just as empty as their namesake.

If you're buying 'em full, Charles, maybe you should ask for your money back... :unsure:

i'm sure that any women that give a guy a spin with those will feel they are empty........

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more than likely, the obama condoms are just as empty as their namesake.

If you're buying 'em full, Charles, maybe you should ask for your money back... :unsure:

i'm sure that any women that give a guy a spin with those will feel they are empty........

Isnt' that the point of a condom? :lol:

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OHMYGOSH.....Too funny!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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more than likely, the obama condoms are just as empty as their namesake.

If you're buying 'em full, Charles, maybe you should ask for your money back... :unsure:

i'm sure that any women that give a guy a spin with those will feel they are empty........

:bonk: Good grief Charles, this is meant to be a humorous piece, not to hammer political points... :wacko:

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Entrepreneur 'Having Fun' With '08 Presidential Campaign

NEW YORK (AP) ― The presidential race is in full swing -- but not the way you might think.

A young New York City entrepreneur has decided to "have fun" with the campaign by marketing condoms featuring images of Barack Obama and John McCain.

Benjamin Sherman, who created the company Practice Safe Policy, says the Obama condom carries the slogan "Use With Good Judgment."

The McCain version says "OLD BUT Not Expired."

According to the Web site, McCain condoms "are battle tested, strong and durable, for those occasions when you just need to switch your position!"

While the company can't guarantee the condoms are 100 percent effective, it says it's certain "that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-Mama in your future."

:lol:

"OLD BUT Not Expired" Good to know they're not past the shag-by date ;)

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Entrepreneur 'Having Fun' With '08 Presidential Campaign

NEW YORK (AP) ― The presidential race is in full swing -- but not the way you might think.

A young New York City entrepreneur has decided to "have fun" with the campaign by marketing condoms featuring images of Barack Obama and John McCain.

Benjamin Sherman, who created the company Practice Safe Policy, says the Obama condom carries the slogan "Use With Good Judgment."

The McCain version says "OLD BUT Not Expired."

According to the Web site, McCain condoms "are battle tested, strong and durable, for those occasions when you just need to switch your position!"

While the company can't guarantee the condoms are 100 percent effective, it says it's certain "that without wearing one, there's likely to be an Obama-Mama in your future."

:lol:

"OLD BUT Not Expired" Good to know they're not past the shag-by date ;)

I needed a good laugh today. Thanks! :thumbs: Your post is a classic, Six!

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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I wouldn't want either of those men inside my woman...

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I wouldn't want either of those men inside my woman...

umm..only those two?? :wacko:

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I wouldn't want either of those men inside my woman...

umm..only those two?? :wacko:

pwned by sister fracas....lol

I wouldn't want either of those men inside my woman...

umm..only those two?? :wacko:

pwned by sister fracas....lol

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i had a bush one on once..could get it in..but hell, took me forever to withdraw it

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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