Funny Marriage Quotes

[pepper 34]

what's the difference between "complete" and "finished"????

if you marry the right person,you're "complete"

if you marry the wrong person,you're "finished"

just for laffs.....

[DARUMA07 25]

"I am the Master of my House, whatever my wife says shall be done!"

My dad had a wall plaque of this years ago... I wish I could have found it after he passed away. Humor and Laughter is the best thing for any Marriage!

[Mina76 0]

I met a man today that was working at "Sam's Club" and he was trying to get me to apply for a credit card...or upgrade my membership...and I told him that I would have to talk to my husband first....after I said that, he replied "Trust me, I understand. I have been married to the same woman for 29 years and one day I decided to do something w/o talking to her about it first....and it was a HUGE mistake...I will NEVER do that I again"

I wish I could of you tubed the whole thing...his facial expressions were funny

awww too bad, I would have loved to seen his expression when he said this!

Edited July 5, 2008 by mina76

[Mina76 0]

what's the difference between "complete" and "finished"????

if you marry the right person,you're "complete"

if you marry the wrong person,you're "finished"

just for laffs.....

[Mina76 0]

"I am the Master of my House, whatever my wife says shall be done!"

My dad had a wall plaque of this years ago... I wish I could have found it after he passed away. Humor and Laughter is the best thing for any Marriage!

Yes, humor and laughter is the best thing for any marriage and I love humor and laughter!

My husband always makes me laugh and he is soooo very funny, even when he is not trying to be!