What will you do when the rioters arrive in YOUR neighborhood?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I'd organize a cooperative food, lodging and first aid with the neighbors, having faith that most people have their wits about them.

you win the gayest answer award

the rioters are coming, this is no time for kumbaya!!!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'd organize a cooperative food, lodging and first aid with the neighbors, having faith that most people have their wits about them.

you win the gayest answer award

the rioters are coming, this is no time for kumbaya!!!

Once they get a whiff of tasty food, they'll sit down around the campfire and forget about that stupid ol' riot. Then, when they're all fast asleep, we'll release a thousand poisonous snakes on them.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

Que?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

Que?

Nevermind.

Maybe once the rioters devour your neighborhood they won't bother coming to mine.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

Que?

Nevermind.

Maybe once the rioters devour your neighborhood they won't bother coming to mine.

You know they don't turn into mindless, flesh eating zombies just because they get a little angry.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

Que?

Nevermind.

Maybe once the rioters devour your neighborhood they won't bother coming to mine.

You know they don't turn into mindless, flesh eating zombies just because they get a little angry.

Well that depends on the moon, now doesn't it.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Just one flaw with your otherwise perfect "plan".

Que?

Nevermind.

Maybe once the rioters devour your neighborhood they won't bother coming to mine.

You know they don't turn into mindless, flesh eating zombies just because they get a little angry.

Well that depends on the moon, now doesn't it.

Rioters are people too.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I regularly drive through towns and neighborhoods which, to this day, bear the impacts of 1967. Mindless zombies? Of course they are. Mobs don't act like individuals.

[Teacher Mark 53]

I'd organize a cooperative food, lodging and first aid with the neighbors, having faith that most people have their wits about them.

you win the gayest answer award

the rioters are coming, this is no time for kumbaya!!!

Once they get a whiff of tasty food, they'll sit down around the campfire and forget about that stupid ol' riot. Then, when they're all fast asleep, we'll release a thousand poisonous snakes on them.

You can't use poisonous snakes. It may ruin the meat.

Pat: Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, "To Serve Man", it's... it's a cookbook!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I regularly drive through towns and neighborhoods which, to this day, bear the impacts of 1967. Mindless zombies? Of course they are. Mobs don't act like individuals.

Just pretend you're one of the rioters. You'll go unnoticed.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'd organize a cooperative food, lodging and first aid with the neighbors, having faith that most people have their wits about them.

you win the gayest answer award

the rioters are coming, this is no time for kumbaya!!!

Once they get a whiff of tasty food, they'll sit down around the campfire and forget about that stupid ol' riot. Then, when they're all fast asleep, we'll release a thousand poisonous snakes on them.

You can't use poisonous snakes. It may ruin the meat.

Pat: Mr. Chambers! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, "To Serve Man", it's... it's a cookbook!

Oh don't think so. I've never seen a poisonous snake die of indigestion.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

How to Survive a Riot

[one...two...tree 2,762]

How to Survive a Riot

Try to look as inconspicuous as possible, and slowly and carefully move to the outside of the mob.

(Seriously, that's what I'd do. Even if they're tearing apart my car, I'm not going to do anything....resistance is futile...I'll collect on my insurance later.)

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Well, to go back to the premise of this thread - you're home, and they've entered your neighborhood. They've already fvcked up other neighborhoods around you and it appears yours is next.