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Filed: IR-5 Country: India
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USCIS Officer (U) and his wife (W) talks...

U) I had so many random touches today

W) What do you mean? You had promised you would touch only me

USCIS officer couldn't hear the second part of the above!!!

U) Previously, I used to touch in the order it comes,

which is quite boring, the random touch is better.

W) I hate you

U) It is not the question of hatred. To touch most decorative one is a pleasure

W) It is infidelity

Again, he didn't hear that.

U) I touched 34 of them today.

W) Is it pair or individual 34 ??? (She thought if it was pair, only 17 of them)

U) No, it was individual, but I had to open one by one (he intended the file open)

W) Did you enjoy it ?

U) Yes, some of them are little fattier (he intended more papers in the file)

W) You are motherfu..er

U) If I don't touch my other colleagues will do it

W) Let them do it, why do you bother ?

U) Then what should I do ?

W) Don't touch or open them, always close them...

That's how the USCIS process gets delayed...

CSC - I-130 for Parents (IR5)

10/11/2011 - Sent to Chicago Lockbox

10/13/2011 - Delivered at Chicago Lockbox

10/17/2011 - Email received with Receipt#, Routed to CSC

10/18/2011 - Cleared the checks $420*2

10/21/2011 - Received NOA1

03/30/2012 - Received NOA2

NVC

04/19/2012 - NVC received

05/01/2012 - Case# generated

05/02/2012 - DS-3032 COA emailed

05/02/2012 - I-864 AOS Fee $88 paid

05/05/2012 - I-864 AOS package mailed to NVC

05/07/2012 - I-864 AOS package received by NVC

05/07/2012 - DS-3032 COA accepted

05/08/2012 - DS-230 IV Fee $230*2 paid

05/09/2012 - DS-230 IV package mailed to NVC

05/11/2012 - DS-230 IV package received by NVC

05/17/2012 - Case Completed

Consulate

07/02/2012 - VFS visit in Cochin

07/04/2012 - Medical in Chennai

07/12/2012 - Interview in Mumbai - Success!

09/08/2012 - POE at JFK, NY

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