Funny Queries...

[LotofPatience 65]

A Forum moderator (M) and I-130 applicant (A) ...

A) I am completing I-130 form, which color of pen I should use to complete it ?

M) A crayon with some brown or orange

A) Can I staple all the pages ?

M) Use a twain to tie all the pages after making punches on the all pages

A) Which envelope must I use to mail ?

M) A carton

A) Should I include a cover letter ?

M) Yes, with a short story of your love life too

A) Which address must I use ?

M) Some Lockbox, Hell - 77777

A) How will I know my application reached there ?

M) Go to nearest cemetry and ask one of the sleeping people there

A) What mode of fee payment they accept ?

M) Now you can open a credit card with USCIS

A) This is the first time I am sending I-130, so I am little nervous...

M) Second time onwards, you'll be used to it.

A) Why you are so pessimistic ?

M) Dumb questions will be answered in dumb way...

[Beth/ Paris Heart 2]

A Forum moderator (M) and I-130 applicant (A) ...

A) I am completing I-130 form, which color of pen I should use to complete it ?

M) A crayon with some brown or orange

A) Can I staple all the pages ?

M) Use a twain to tie all the pages after making punches on the all pages

A) Which envelope must I use to mail ?

M) A carton

A) Should I include a cover letter ?

M) Yes, with a short story of your love life too

A) Which address must I use ?

M) Some Lockbox, Hell - 77777

A) How will I know my application reached there ?

M) Go to nearest cemetry and ask one of the sleeping people there

A) What mode of fee payment they accept ?

M) Now you can open a credit card with USCIS

A) This is the first time I am sending I-130, so I am little nervous...

M) Second time onwards, you'll be used to it.

A) Why you are so pessimistic ?

M) Dumb questions will be answered in dumb way...

Loto, you forgot about the question of how long it will take to process: When Hell freezes over, or they feel like processing it.

[LotofPatience 65]

Loto, you forgot about the question of how long it will take to process: When Hell freezes over, or they feel like processing it.

Paris, here you go...

A) How long it will take to process my I-130 ?

M) As of yesterday 180 days. Past performance does not guarantee the future returns... So, invest wisely...

[crazysamurai 0]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

[LotofPatience 65]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

Very true

The family union after a long wait would be soooooooo sweeeeeeeeet

[Brian&Mel 0]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

[Beth/ Paris Heart 2]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

[LotofPatience 65]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

That's a good one Paris

[Beth/ Paris Heart 2]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

[LotofPatience 65]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

This is hilarious Paris Good one I can't stop laughing

[Paris' Husband 0]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

This is hilarious Paris Good one I can't stop laughing

Paris Heart does that mean your going back to hot waxing???? Be nice Honey your on a public forum.

Your loving husband!!!

[hyd617 1]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

This is hilarious Paris Good one I can't stop laughing

Paris Heart does that mean your going back to hot waxing???? Be nice Honey your on a public forum.

Your loving husband!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLL i cant stop laughing!! it hink my boss can hear me GIGLLE!

[Beth/ Paris Heart 2]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

This is hilarious Paris Good one I can't stop laughing

Paris Heart does that mean your going back to hot waxing???? Be nice Honey your on a public forum.

Your loving husband!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLL i cant stop laughing!! it hink my boss can hear me GIGLLE!

I suggest to Paris' Husband "possibley Ex Paris' Husband" you better be a light sleeper in September when we are on holiday. Go to IM yahoo now!!!

Je t'aime xoxo

[sgr 0]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

GOOD ONES ....LOTO AND PARIS may be we should add this too...the way things are going with USCIS.

A) What do you with my application once you receive it?

M) We sit on it watch TV/movies until our back.....is sore (since we donot have enough chairs or staff) then we send you a letter that makes you happy at the end.

[LotofPatience 65]

Here are my two cents....in form of tweaked MasterCard ad:

Cost of printing various forms: $10

Affidavit of Support fees: $70

Immigration Visa fee: $400

Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waitng and Waiting for approval: PRICELESS.....

CS

That's a good one!!!! :rofl:

Loto.

Here is one: How long to process my petiton that I sent 190 days ago to VSC???

What petition??

CLICK!!

Hot waxing after 3 months of not shaving is less painful then this waiting process.

GOOD ONES ....LOTO AND PARIS may be we should add this too...the way things are going with USCIS.

A) What do you with my application once you receive it?

M) We sit on it watch TV/movies until our back.....is sore (since we donot have enough chairs or staff) then we send you a letter that makes you happy at the end.

Sgr, you're back This is toooo good toooooooo