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Life is possible on Mars, a British man has discovered. So far a British man has horrified nutritionists and healthy eaters worldwide by confessing he has eaten nothing but Mars bars for the past 17 years.

Keith Sorrell, a 37-year-old printer from Liverpool, professes to be in perfect health, despite consuming a dozen of the chocolate bars every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Mr Sorrell gets through 4,000 Mars bars every year and is proof that man can live on Mars, The Sun newspaper reports.

"People say it’s bad for me but I drink lots of orange juice and take vitamins. I haven’t changed my diet for 17 years and my health is fine,” Mr Sorrell told the British daily.

Mr Sorrell's unwavering devotion to the chocolate bars started while he was still at school, when he would eat one or two between meals.

"All my pocket money went on them and one day I realised I couldn’t get by without them."

Mr Sorrell said he is now completely addicted to Mars bars and usually polishes off 12 a day, sometimes even more on weekends.

"When it’s mealtimes for other people I normally eat two or three Mars, and I’ve always got a bar handy at work."

A top Australian nutritionist told ninemsn that while Mr Sorrell's diet is inadvisable, the human body can survive on extreme diets.

"Humans are very resilient. People survive in concentration camps eating next to nothing," Nutrition Society of Australia president Andrew Sinclair said.

"He probably wouldn't be suffering from vitamin deficiency if he is taking the vitamins, but he would be missing out on essential fatty acids and I would say his cardiovascular health would be suspect," Mr Sinclair said.

While there is a lot of energy in a Mars bar and some protein, Mr Sorrell would also be lacking in fibre which would affect his bowel functions, Mr Sinclair said.

"I would also question his fitness and whether he is overweight."

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How absolutely ridiculous, I bet his body has tons of problems, some people :blink: you know? :huh:

This is ganna be him in the not to distant future ---> :dead:

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Is Sorrell Scottish?

The question arises as Scotland was "negatively cited" for having fried Mars-bars on the menus of some restos.

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1. How can he not get sick from eating that all day. I love chocolate and chocolate bars but after the second one I just want to puke.

2. His bathroom visits must be lots of fun. =X

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he does drink orange juice and takes vitamins... lol

hey I think I just found this guy on Facebook.. same name and says he is from Liverpool ...lol

this is the pic I got from the facebook account....

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There was a guy on the BBC website who took part in an alcohol consumption study they were doing. He was putting away 100+ units of alcohol per week. He was a pretty skinny guy and (of course) insisted that he didn't have a problem.

I imagine both of these guys will think differently in a few years when all the health problems start to kick in.

This mars bar guy probably has appalling digestion - which will make him a surefire candidate for diverticulitis. I'm sure the "pleasure" of all those mars bars will make up for having to poop into a bag for the rest of his life.

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my stomach just started to hurt thinking about this... :dead:

This mars bar guy probably has appalling digestion - which will make him a surefire candidate for diverticulitis. I'm sure the "pleasure" of all those mars bars will make up for having to poop into a bag for the rest of his life.

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2. His bathroom visits must be lots of fun. =X

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