Everything u always wanted to know about FARTS

[brnidokiegurl 0]

what kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatus?

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[mogdog 0]

OMG I'm such a juvenile! I laughed the entire time reading this. Such great memories it brings back.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

hard to imagine such things in print isnt it

[william_wallace 8]

Haha reminds me of my youth days when I would put a lighter to my #######. You cant beat a good rip now and again.

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

i am the cause of global warming

[brnidokiegurl 0]

and your darn proud of it arent u

[natty bumppo 297]

what energy shortage ?

[maggieNomar 0]

So that is what that is!!!

[o0pink0o 3]

that site is very informative

PiNk

Edited June 2, 2008 by o0pink0o

[PinayAko 0]

Hahahha, good site...... Makes me feel wanna do "Dutch Oven" to my fiance again......He thinks iam being so sweet when i do it to him....HAHAHA

Dutch Oven

=Blowing hard ### wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ### gas for at least 30 seconds.

-=The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ### fumes

=when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

=to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

Edited June 2, 2008 by KandI_usa

[dalegg 143]

Until now I thought the "General K1 Guides and Info" posting was the most important link ever set up on VJ. Not anymore.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

i am the cause of global warming

We need a study on this for sure. Maybe some ppl here can volunteer for cork duty, to plug all the animals a$$e$. Les make a difference

[o0pink0o 3]

Dutch Oven

=Blowing hard ### wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ### gas for at least 30 seconds.

-=The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ### fumes

=when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

=to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

my husband loves doing this to me lmao!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

and your darn proud of it arent u