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Marilyn. Grand Master

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did you know that the term Taco Bender is actaully in the Urban dictionary?? :blink:

1. Taco Bender

Typically defined as a poor Beaner that frequently attends work and takes on the roll of bending the taco shell into its distinctive form to be passed down the line for the remainder of taco assembly.

Hey, my name is Cliff, and I am a Taco Bender for a food stand outside Frank’s Liquor Store.

2. Taco bender

A Mexican. A person of Mexican heritage living in the USA.

Rachel, I'd like you to meet Rico, my favorite taco bender.

3. taco bender

A mexican **, also known as Ceaser Millan. (Watch South Park season 10!)

"I am not aggressive, I am dominant. Tst!"

-What a Taco Bender. He deserves that title after denying Cartman his KFC.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taco+Bender

taco bender demo...

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there is even a movie called Taco Bender....

At Tio's Tacos, a stand near L.A.'s Lafayette Park, David hears a voice through the pipes of the urinal: someone is trapped in a basement room. David wants to do good, so he creeps downstairs and opens a heavy door: behind it is a massive shirtless Mexican man in a devil mask. He's El Diablo, a captive because of his manly exploits, who insists that David help him get away. Back at David's apartment, El Diablo drinks beer, eats salsa, and gets his powers back just as David's girlfriend, Jennifer, comes home. El Diablo carries her off to the bedroom where she comes under his spell. By the next day, David will do anything to get rid of his guest. Is it too late?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365818/plotsummary

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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rofl..

yea but I'm El Gran Taco Bender.. not just any... and don't mess with Cesar Millan, the dog whisperer is my homie too

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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rofl..

yea but I'm El Gran Taco Bender.. not just any... and don't mess with Cesar Millan, the dog whisperer is my homie too

lol

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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roar



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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noob :lol:

Kid eats a habanero pepper

Oh No!! he thinks it's hot now...wait til later :whistle::jest:

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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You know, I grew up on cayenne pepper, but habanero....that sh!t's HOT.

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Done with USCIS until 12/28/2020!

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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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You know, I grew up on cayenne pepper, but habanero....that sh!t's HOT.

I looooove hot, but this gurl can't do a habanero. No way!

"Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs. Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy~

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."

~Jalal ad-Din Rumi~

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omg 17 hours.

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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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jundp Mentor

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Relax Jen, keep in mind that you know the guy already! :P

Now, how do you know I was talking about Patrick? :lol:

I need to go to sleep or finish sewing my wedding dress.

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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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Relax Jen, keep in mind that you know the guy already! :P

Now, how do you know I was talking about Patrick? :lol:

I need to go to sleep or finish sewing my wedding dress.

Go play with your dress! You need to improve your relationship with it! :lol:

I have to shower and go to work.

36 days and I fly to Charlotte! :dance:

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