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almaty Grand Master

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

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a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

easy bro..dog style.,...just take it easy when shifting gears

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,252

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

funny-pictures-cat-approves.jpg

a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

easy bro..dog style.,...just take it easy when shifting gears

:idea: i can put the plate on nessa's back :thumbs:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

funny-pictures-cat-approves.jpg

a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

:dead:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

funny-pictures-cat-approves.jpg

a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

easy bro..dog style.,...just take it easy when shifting gears

:idea: i can put the plate on nessa's back :thumbs:

yes sir...and she only needs one hand to steady herself..the other can hold your beer

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Nessa Grand Master

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

funny-pictures-cat-approves.jpg

a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

easy bro..dog style.,...just take it easy when shifting gears

:idea: i can put the plate on nessa's back :thumbs:

yes sir...and she only needs one hand to steady herself..the other can hold your beer

lmao :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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pedroh Grand Master

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ROFL

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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porn pizza and beer?

awesomeness

it's xxx, pizza beer night, I can't wait :dance:

funny-pictures-cat-approves.jpg

a winning trio

and no, i'm not eating pizza during sex

but if i could figure out a way to do that...........

easy bro..dog style.,...just take it easy when shifting gears

:idea: i can put the plate on nessa's back :thumbs:

yes sir...and she only needs one hand to steady herself..the other can hold your beer

:thumbs:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,252

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OMG! You all got started early this morning. :lol: :lol:

Everything went great at the doctor's office yesterday. We will be starting IUI (artificial insemination) in about 2 weeks. :dance:

we'll send eric right over. :thumbs:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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good luck booty :thumbs:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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OMG! You all got started early this morning. :lol: :lol:

Everything went great at the doctor's office yesterday. We will be starting IUI (artificial insemination) in about 2 weeks. :dance:

Tell us when to start crossing fingers and wishing on stars for you.

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OMG! You all got started early this morning. :lol: :lol:

Everything went great at the doctor's office yesterday. We will be starting IUI (artificial insemination) in about 2 weeks. :dance:

Tell us when to start crossing fingers and wishing on stars for you.

Cool! I will definitely keep you all posted.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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Nessa Grand Master

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How deep is your love I really need to learn, cuz we're living in a world of fools breaking us down when they all should let us be, we belong to you and me



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Amby Grand Master

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morning all!

the concert wasn't really that bad. gary allan was actually really good, but kenny chesney was the suck. i'm not really sure why the hell he thinks he needs to walk around in a sleeveless shirt, stuff his pants, and wear tight azz jeans and stick his butt out.

eta: we left before kenny was done because we hated him so much

Edited by Amby

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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pedroh Grand Master

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rofl

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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