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DairyFarmer Proficient

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Pheww, they are gone! They really distracted me from posting on VJ working! :lol:

They were not very attractive...50 yrs. old tattooed alkies, probably dumb as bricks. They said some fab cuss words though!

Did you learn any new cuss words then?

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Unfortunately not, but I am always keen to extend my repertoire of cuss words. :lol:

Ugh, I am still doing translations, it's never ending.

One of the talents which I developed from Boarding school was the list of swear words in other languages. :innocent:

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When I lived in Melbourne, my friend Dave asked me to teach him the worst German cuss word of all times, which - for me - is "Dreckige Fotze" with means dirty c*nt. Dave, being the drunken Irish guy he is, loved it and called everyone a dirty c*nt for weeks. One day, he overheard me talking German on the phone, grabbed it off my hands and yelled "dreckige Fotze!!!" into the handset. I was talking to my Mom. She was impressed by his perfect pronounciation. :lol:

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When I lived in Melbourne, my friend Dave asked me to teach him the worst German cuss word of all times, which - for me - is "Dreckige Fotze" with means dirty c*nt. Dave, being the drunken Irish guy he is, loved it and called everyone a dirty c*nt for weeks. One day, he overheard me talking German on the phone, grabbed it off my hands and yelled "dreckige Fotze!!!" into the handset. I was talking to my Mom. She was impressed by his perfect pronounciation. :lol:

Your mum has a GOSH :thumbs:

Oh and I HATE the "c" word :shudder:

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I can relate...I would never use the German version, absolute no go.

The English one on the other hand, doesn't seem so bad to me - probably because I did not grow up with it being such a taboo and bad word (because I grew up speaking German, not English).

My Mom is totally cool. :thumbs: She had to deal with a lot of drunken pub phone calls while I was in Melbourne. :lol:

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quiero.. cafe...

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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hola..

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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i was like that lol

rugby season started again, and after a month of slack I went to train last night.. im a little sore lol.. i even overslept

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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g'morning everyone. i see most of the gang is here.

and btw, almaty has the record for oldest in this thread.

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