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time to go make my first speech for this class. why the hell did I sign up to be the first person? I didn't even have time to practice so I guess I'm gonna just wing it. he said he's going to use me as an example anyways to tell people what to do and what not to do. I like the personal critique idea. yay!

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ALL GOVERNMENTAL (emphasis on MENTAL) OFFICES S*CK DONKEY NUTS! GRRRRRRRRRR

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there... I feel better now....

why donkey? what do you have against elephants? speciest! :angry:

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I feel bloated and sick

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Fukc you ;)

no thanks, you're on your period :lol:

that never stopped you before :whistle::P



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:lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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I feel bloated and sick

21V60GENGJL.jpg

Fukc you ;)

no thanks, you're on your period :lol:

that never stopped you before :whistle::P

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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honestly, i don't see why some people have a problem with that. Unless it's some religious issue, it's pretty much the same deal as when the woman is not on their period. Her ####### will be exactly the same size and on the same place, and the act will be messy with some juice, only this time a different, brighter color :P

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you've exceeded the limit for the owl picture today. :bonk:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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honestly, i don't see why some people have a problem with that. Unless it's some religious issue, it's pretty much the same deal as when the woman is not on their period. Her ####### will be exactly the same size and on the same place, and the act will be messy with some juice, only this time a different, brighter color :P

440884526_80a2cffe9d.jpg

you've exceeded the limit for the owl picture today. :bonk:

1st time today :innocent:

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whoa, well stated sister nessa..has brother charles earned his "red wings"

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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....................and then, I brought in a bag of whole wheat mini bagels and one container of light garden vegetable cream cheese and one container of light honey nut cream cheese to work this morning. I thought we were going to have a house guest this weekend so I bought the stuff in case he wanted something for breakfast. He wound up not coming over. ANYWHOOOOO... other people bring stuff all the time and I'd rather people at work eat it than it go bad in our fridge. So everyone who stopped by for one thought it was a nice gesture. I wasn't doing it to be popular, FFS, just to have people eat it. So this one chick comes up, not knowing who brought it in and says to the co-worker she was talking to..."yeah, like this ####### is good for you when it's cream cheese". Well...FRICK...WHO THE F&CK ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION YOU FREELOADER. I said over the cube wall, "Don't eat it if it's #######".

People are annoying... :angry:

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when someone shows too much of an obsession with something is because they lack of it or can't have/do it. ;)

Example: Eric and his obsession with his dong.

....................and then, I brought in a bag of whole wheat mini bagels and one container of light garden vegetable cream cheese and one container of light honey nut cream cheese to work this morning. I thought we were going to have a house guest this weekend so I bought the stuff in case he wanted something for breakfast. He wound up not coming over. ANYWHOOOOO... other people bring stuff all the time and I'd rather people at work eat it than it go bad in our fridge. So everyone who stopped by for one thought it was a nice gesture. I wasn't doing it to be popular, FFS, just to have people eat it. So this one chick comes up, not knowing who brought it in and says to the co-worker she was talking to..."yeah, like this ####### is good for you when it's cream cheese". Well...FRICK...WHO THE F&CK ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION YOU FREELOADER. I said over the cube wall, "Don't eat it if it's #######".

People are annoying... :angry:

I hope she burns in hel! for that comment. How rude!



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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....................and then, I brought in a bag of whole wheat mini bagels and one container of light garden vegetable cream cheese and one container of light honey nut cream cheese to work this morning. I thought we were going to have a house guest this weekend so I bought the stuff in case he wanted something for breakfast. He wound up not coming over. ANYWHOOOOO... other people bring stuff all the time and I'd rather people at work eat it than it go bad in our fridge. So everyone who stopped by for one thought it was a nice gesture. I wasn't doing it to be popular, FFS, just to have people eat it. So this one chick comes up, not knowing who brought it in and says to the co-worker she was talking to..."yeah, like this ####### is good for you when it's cream cheese". Well...FRICK...WHO THE F&CK ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION YOU FREELOADER. I said over the cube wall, "Don't eat it if it's #######".

People are annoying... :angry:

I hope she burns in hel! for that comment. How rude!

she's an organic, no sugar, no fat, no flavor, no life, no personality FREAK.

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