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pedroh Grand Master

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uh?

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Not paying taxes changes the whole thing. It might not be that bad an idea.

that is what I was thinking.. all the money I would make I would get....

It is illegal to not pay taxes on it...

well then I have done a lot of illegal babysitting in my day then :P

Hey, just pointing it out. You are admitting illegal work on a public message board, after all. It's your audit, not mine.

To determine if you need to file a Federal Income Tax return for 2007 answer the following questions:

Occasionally, individuals have one-time or infrequent financial transactions that may require them to file a Federal Income Tax return. Do any of the following examples apply to you?

# Were you self-employed with earnings of more than $400.00?

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so the answer is, work until she makes 399.99 :P

That's 2 weeks....

or a quickie ..... :devil:

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BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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:rolleyes:

glad to see you are back. :thumbs:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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:rolleyes:

glad to see you are back. :thumbs:

I was gone??

well, if I was I am gone again... off to bed I go....

cya in the morning.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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omg I just saw the craziest ####### ever. this bug that was just on my keyboard is like a jumping fluff monster. it's super tiny and has legs and I tried to put it on a piece of paper to show neil and it jumped from my keyboard onto the floor. it looks like a piece of fluff. it's insane! it doesn't move that fast but if you get close to it with somthing it jumps. it's insane!

eta: I just trapped it under a candle holder and it's jumping around like mad. #######?

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Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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omg I just saw the craziest ####### ever. this bug that was just on my keyboard is like a jumping fluff monster. it's super tiny and has legs and I tried to put it on a piece of paper to show neil and it jumped from my keyboard onto the floor. it looks like a piece of fluff. it's insane! it doesn't move that fast but if you get close to it with somthing it jumps. it's insane!

eta: I just trapped it under a candle holder and it's jumping around like mad. #######?

I saw something like that yesterday. I thought it was a mozzie first of all, then looked closer and it was white and crawling very slowly. I called Larry over and said "LOOK AT THIS!!". We stared at it for a minute or so like a couple of plonkers and then it just jumped and disappeared.

Freaky.

I found a tick on the rim of the bath this morning. Ugh. I'm never leaving the house without Deep Woods on. Ever.

Ticks freak me out.

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I have been in the office for two hours...drank one liter of water...watered my bonsai...actually did some work...I still crave bacon...haven't had brekkie yet...will leave here at 4pm since I got here at 8am...miss my cuddly bear-like boyfriend...43 days until I see him again :dance:

Marilyn, go for the job - you can still looks for something new, if you don't like it!!

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I have been in the office for two hours...drank one liter of water...watered my bonsai...actually did some work...I still crave bacon...haven't had brekkie yet...will leave here at 4pm since I got here at 8am...miss my cuddly bear-like boyfriend...43 days until I see him again :dance:

Marilyn, go for the job - you can still looks for something new, if you don't like it!!

I have arrived at work, been to the gym (here at work) and am now sitting down with juice, a **BACON** roll and coffee.

Morning Ms Squirrel. Go get some bacon.

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