The Say Anything Thread - take 4

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Stina: I've been reading the quotes in your siggy by your friend Josh. He seems hilarious. He's got my kind of sense of humor.

[chri'stina 190]

Coffee, yes! I like bacon but the smell makes my nose feel funny at times when it's being cooked. I don't cook it at home(well Suj is a vegetarian so I don't bother buying any) but eat it once in awhile out.

[chri'stina 190]

Stina: I've been reading the quotes in your siggy by your friend Josh. He seems hilarious. He's got my kind of sense of humor.

He is very fun. I can't wait to hear what he's going to say next sometimes. He may be our president one day. J/K lol But he just got his masters in foreign policy in DC and lives there now. Before that he lived here and worked for a senator. I've known him my whole life basically, his whole family is funny.

[Amby 490]

I don't really eat bacon anymore. I love it but it's soo bad for you with loads of salt and fat. If we do something for the ingredient of the week with bacon I will make Neil loads of bacon.

[chri'stina 190]

Here's a funny bacon commentary by Jim Gaffigan

Bipity bopity Bacon!

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

How about chocolate covered bacon?

[Amby 490]

jules you are gross!

I eat salads and fruit or grilled chicken for most meals these days. I do have a bowl of cereal or yogurt and fruit for breakfast. Once every week or two I'll have red meat, but otherwise I'm a fruit & veggie girl with the chicken breast on the side

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

It could work with dark 85% cocao chocolate.

[Amby 490]

It could work with dark 85% cocao chocolate.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It smells in this office. I think someone farted...

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

It could work with dark 85% cocao chocolate.

Ohhh I just googled it and there are heaps of pics!!

[LoriLawless 0]

It smells in this office. I think someone farted...

[Amby 490]

I've been putting it off long enough. It's time for me to go do my tests online.

It smells in this office. I think someone farted...

extinguish it

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

I dreamed, well it was a nightmare actually, that we were applying for a green card like at this point we are now, and they denied me with no real justification, and I had to go back and I did, obviously .

maybe we should sue uscis for emotional damages.

I know it's pretty unlikely to happen, not for no reason at least. But it'll always be a fear of mine. I finally found a man that I'd marry, it has never happen before, cuz for me marriage is forever and I've never considered any of my bfs marriage material.

I think if I was ever put in that situation, I'd feel as depressed and suicidal as I'd felt if you died.

i'm not going anywhere, i've got too many preservatives in me

what the heck??

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.

http://www.mcphee.com/resources/april/items/bacontux.html

so if the guy wearing it farts, does it become smoked bacon?

Curry lovers unite!

let's all go to booty's for breakfast and then to amby's to cook curry

[chri'stina 190]

There is a chocolate bar that has bacon in it. I'd try it.