The Say Anything Thread - take 4

[amiquechu 0]

I'm just really sick of it. I've come VERY close to keying this brand-new car, but my damned conscience got the best of me.

If they leave their car unlocked, you can get in, pop the hood, then switch up all their spark plug wires.

Another option would be to throw a bunch of dead fish in their back seat.

If their car is facing another car, you can tie a chain from their axle to the car in front of them. Then when they back out....CLANK!!!

I'll let you know if I think of any others.

[pedroh 21]

I jus took a four hour nap. I dreamt that Pedro came over to visit me and I was at work and suddenly a guy walked past me (in a Canadian Ranger uniform with those hats) and it was Charles. And I said "Charles, is that you?" And he said "yeah" and was totally unimpressed and sat down on one of the computers and did computer stuff. Pedro finally came to visit me and was also not impressed that Charles was there.

I went to the hairdresser this morning and usually I am happy with what he does. This time I feel like he actually just stopped half way through. I think I have to go back next week and get more cut off. After all, I paid €55 for the cut.

Nessa, I am with you and the waking up. I hate it when Pedro wakes me up. Sometimes he just starts talking to me out of the blue, like I am awake. And then he blames it on me - apparantley I look awake because I shifted a few times. But then, he is a good sleeper too. When we were on holiday, we took an 11 hour nap and missed dinner. We both really enjoy sleeping.

i can wake up as easy as I can fall asleep

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

I jus took a four hour nap. I dreamt that Pedro came over to visit me and I was at work and suddenly a guy walked past me (in a Canadian Ranger uniform with those hats) and it was Charles. And I said "Charles, is that you?" And he said "yeah" and was totally unimpressed and sat down on one of the computers and did computer stuff. Pedro finally came to visit me and was also not impressed that Charles was there.

I went to the hairdresser this morning and usually I am happy with what he does. This time I feel like he actually just stopped half way through. I think I have to go back next week and get more cut off. After all, I paid €55 for the cut.

Nessa, I am with you and the waking up. I hate it when Pedro wakes me up. Sometimes he just starts talking to me out of the blue, like I am awake. And then he blames it on me - apparantley I look awake because I shifted a few times. But then, he is a good sleeper too. When we were on holiday, we took an 11 hour nap and missed dinner. We both really enjoy sleeping.

well i used to wear that in my younger days when i was a stripper......

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

[pedroh 21]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

haha

Charles got OWNED

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have.

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have.

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly.

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo JLo the early years

[natty bumppo 297]

I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot ) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have.

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

just a bit.........

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly.

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo JLo the early years

sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets.

I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot ) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message

and next time, superglue his doorlocks

[natty bumppo 297]

You know that statement is worthless without pics!

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have.

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

just a bit.........

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly.

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo JLo the early years

sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets.

what happens in the confessional ...

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets.

what happens in the confessional ...

makes church much more fun.

[pedroh 21]

the festivities for Dia del Presidente, start... now!!!

pce y'all

[mRx 16]

I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot ) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message

The note trick worked. The car has moved. I didn't tape it, but I wrote it in a threatening font.

[Nessa 23]

where is my ambypoo?