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I'm just really sick of it. I've come VERY close to keying this brand-new car, but my damned conscience got the best of me.

If they leave their car unlocked, you can get in, pop the hood, then switch up all their spark plug wires.

Another option would be to throw a bunch of dead fish in their back seat.

If their car is facing another car, you can tie a chain from their axle to the car in front of them. Then when they back out....CLANK!!!

I'll let you know if I think of any others.

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I jus took a four hour nap. I dreamt that Pedro came over to visit me and I was at work and suddenly a guy walked past me (in a Canadian Ranger uniform with those hats) and it was Charles. And I said "Charles, is that you?" And he said "yeah" and was totally unimpressed and sat down on one of the computers and did computer stuff. Pedro finally came to visit me and was also not impressed that Charles was there. :lol:

I went to the hairdresser this morning and usually I am happy with what he does. This time I feel like he actually just stopped half way through. I think I have to go back next week and get more cut off. After all, I paid €55 for the cut.

Nessa, I am with you and the waking up. I hate it when Pedro wakes me up. Sometimes he just starts talking to me out of the blue, like I am awake. And then he blames it on me - apparantley I look awake because I shifted a few times. :lol: But then, he is a good sleeper too. When we were on holiday, we took an 11 hour nap and missed dinner. We both really enjoy sleeping. :lol:

:lol: i can wake up as easy as I can fall asleep

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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I jus took a four hour nap. I dreamt that Pedro came over to visit me and I was at work and suddenly a guy walked past me (in a Canadian Ranger uniform with those hats) and it was Charles. And I said "Charles, is that you?" And he said "yeah" and was totally unimpressed and sat down on one of the computers and did computer stuff. Pedro finally came to visit me and was also not impressed that Charles was there. :lol:

I went to the hairdresser this morning and usually I am happy with what he does. This time I feel like he actually just stopped half way through. I think I have to go back next week and get more cut off. After all, I paid €55 for the cut.

Nessa, I am with you and the waking up. I hate it when Pedro wakes me up. Sometimes he just starts talking to me out of the blue, like I am awake. And then he blames it on me - apparantley I look awake because I shifted a few times. :lol: But then, he is a good sleeper too. When we were on holiday, we took an 11 hour nap and missed dinner. We both really enjoy sleeping. :lol:

well i used to wear that in my younger days when i was a stripper......

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You know that statement is worthless without pics! :jest:

haha

Charles got OWNED

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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You know that statement is worthless without pics! :jest:

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have. :whistle:

:secret:

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

:jest:

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i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly. :whistle:

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You know that statement is worthless without pics! :jest:

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have. :whistle:

:secret:

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

:jest:

:secret:

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly. :whistle:

c-m588-nun.jpg

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo :jest: JLo the early years :lol:

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I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot :whistle:) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note :hehe:

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message :lol:

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You know that statement is worthless without pics! :jest:

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have. :whistle:

:secret:

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

:jest:

:secret:

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

just a bit......... :whistle:

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly. :whistle:

c-m588-nun.jpg

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo :jest: JLo the early years :lol:

sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets. :innocent:

I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot :whistle:) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note :hehe:

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message :lol:

and next time, superglue his doorlocks :jest:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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You know that statement is worthless without pics! :jest:

no can do, it's against tos to post the ones i have. :whistle:

:secret:

besides, eric might feel inadequate.

:jest:

:secret:

He has been a little sensitive lately, hasn't he?

just a bit......... :whistle:

i did, however, manage to get a pic of sister fracas that's tos friendly. :whistle:

c-m588-nun.jpg

Latex? Hmmm, not sure. That "nun" looks like JLo :jest: JLo the early years :lol:

sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets. :innocent:

what happens in the confessional ... :innocent:

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sister fracas is a hottie and has lots of secrets. :innocent:

what happens in the confessional ... :innocent:

:thumbs: makes church much more fun.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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the festivities for Dia del Presidente, start... now!!!

pce y'all :dance:

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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I'm so friggin sick of people taking my covered parking spot at the apartment. I pay 30 bucks a month for that spot! It always happens on a weekend, so the apartment management is not there to call a tow truck.

Since I don't know whose car it is, I can't "talk" to them, so these are some options:

1. Park behind their car, blocking them in.

2. Put a note on the car, warning them that if they park in my spot again I will eat their firstborn.

3. Place nail behind tire.

What would you do?

Option #2 ...

write a polite note on a 8.5x11 sheet of paper .... get clear packaging tape and tape the note on the windshield (drivers side) ...make sure to tape over the entire paper with lots of overlap to make sure that if it rains (yea covered spot :whistle:) the note doesn't get wet (if you catch the meaning) ...

the owner can "get the message" and remove it from the car with a little effort and no damage (other than a cleaner windshield as the tape removes the dirt/bugs.

if done correctly, the driver will not move the car until removing the note :hehe:

had the same experience as you ... even spoke to the person before using the above method ... they finally got the message :lol:

The note trick worked. The car has moved. I didn't tape it, but I wrote it in a threatening font.

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where is my ambypoo?



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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