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almaty Grand Master

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on second thought, ummm....I think I'll just call my mom. She's an ob/gyn...foot, #######...same thing really

lol..i am sure she be helpful...she has the equipment...

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I don't know how the hell I go breaking toes all the time. Maybe I should start wearing shoes?

There's a Playboy sitting next to the toilet in the bathroom. Should I move it or flip it over so Emma isn't looking at it or should I just leave it because it may be contaminated?

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i hate wearing shoes. I wish i could be barefoot at all times.



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I don't know how the hell I go breaking toes all the time. Maybe I should start wearing shoes?

There's a Playboy sitting next to the toilet in the bathroom. Should I move it or flip it over so Emma isn't looking at it or should I just leave it because it may be contaminated?

How bout just shutting the bathroom door. That way she can't look at it and you don't have to touch it either.

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is it your bathroom?



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you know the sperm dies after a few minutes, so you won't get pregnant if you touch it :lol:



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is it your bathroom?

no I'm at my aunt's house.

I think I'll shut the door and just take her little toilet into the other bathroom.

Yes, I'd do that. No way I'm touching the playboy. No telling what's on that thing. :blink:

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