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Nessa Grand Master

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i am so sleepy.



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Marilyn. Grand Master

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a blumkin marilyn

correct!! well, is not specifically that, but it involves takin a dump

blumpkin, I think and yeah I know what it involves :lol:

don't get any ideas Charles I have never done it :P

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Nessa Grand Master

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I;d give anything to be in bed right now watching tv and then take a nap.



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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almaty Grand Master

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a blumkin marilyn

correct!! well, is not specifically that, but it involves takin a dump

how about a chile dog? or tahitian mud face?

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.

now if someone is doing both at the same time, there might be a problem.

do u think that's possible?

isn't that called a blu....?? oh nevermind :innocent:I think I am thinking about something else :innocent::whistle:

i'm really afraid to ask. :blink:

a blumkin marilyn

correct!! well, is not specifically that, but it involves takin a dump

blumpkin, I think and yeah I know what it involves :lol:

don't get any ideas Charles I have never done it :P

uh huh, uh huh. demand legal counsel!

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Marilyn. Grand Master

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a blumpkin is one of the most disgusting things ever ... eeew...

the only reason I know what it is, is because i saw this video of a kid asking his granny if he wanted one and she kept saying yes.. and then the mom finally whispers to the granny what it is and the granny freaks out... so of course I was curious what it was so I looked it up :lol:

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All I can say to everything above is - Holy Sh!t!

I am at home now, I have a little cold and my throat is sore and I got the headache/fever thing going. Bought some Nyquil, that should sort me out. My swinger friend is coming over with her boyfriend at 7 to drop off the moving boxes I gave them when they moved a few weeks ago. Once that is done, I will curl up on the sofa and watch TV.

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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My swinger friend is coming over with her boyfriend at 7

uh oh. party of 3



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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My swinger friend is coming over with her boyfriend at 7

uh oh. party of 3

Nah, not really. They used to go swinging every weekend for about five years. Then he would only get jiggy with the other girls and not with her anymore. When she asked why, he said she got too fat. Then she lost 30 pounds, but he would still not get jiggy with her. Then they stopped swinging. Now they are only cheating at each other with secret affairs and still don't get jiggy with each other. :wacko:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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My swinger friend is coming over with her boyfriend at 7

uh oh. party of 3

:lol:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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mhhh salad

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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mmmm oatmeal



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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