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it's proven that brain activity increases 20%-30% while sitting in a secluded, silent enclosed space.. therefore, reading the financial times on the loo has a purpose..

read it on a prestigious scientific magazine, where they have these complex studies, and stuff

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It's the Financial Times, not the tabloid! :lol:

I can't tell you how much I am hoping for you to get preggos, Boots! :luv:

Awwww, Thanks Julia! I really appreciate it. I want nothing more than to have a Javiercito. I can just imagine in my mind what he/she will look like.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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It's the Financial Times, not the tabloid! :lol:

I can't tell you how much I am hoping for you to get preggos, Boots! :luv:

:secret: maybe that paper is just a cover for bild!

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Good luck booty!

I am at the reception desk today, since everyone is at the office manager's funeral. Hardly anyone is in today, expect for a few guys. Reception desk is close to the toilets.

I could not help it, but notice that the boys take the newspapers (they are for everybody to read) with them to the toilet and they stay in there for half an hour or longer. Then they come back and return the paper.

I find it a bit gross that they read the communal paper while taking a poo. Also, we are at work - do they have to stay in there for so long?? Can't they just go in there, do what they have to do and return to their desks?

I don't remember reading anything about a 30 minute poo break in my contract. :wacko:

as i recall, some of them german papers have some pretty interesting pics of deutsch fraulines in them....maybe they are not taking a poo. :innocent:

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almaty, here is your cue.

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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.



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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.

now if someone is doing both at the same time, there might be a problem.

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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.

now if someone is doing both at the same time, there might be a problem.

do u think that's possible?



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*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

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*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
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*03/03/10: LOC approved
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almaty, here is your cue.

here both of you lie down on this couch and let me begin..tell me sisters about your childhood..especially you sister julie, regarding your toilet training

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.

now if someone is doing both at the same time, there might be a problem.

do u think that's possible?

anything is possible except skiing thru a revolving door.

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I'm not disgusted by neither. They're all part of human nature, everybody does it.

now if someone is doing both at the same time, there might be a problem.

do u think that's possible?

isn't that called a blu....?? oh nevermind :innocent: I think I am thinking about something else :innocent::whistle:

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a blumkin marilyn

correct!! well, is not specifically that, but it involves takin a dump

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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