Road Rage

[panamania79 2]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ...Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Another all time favorite of mine from the 70's.

[broma25 2]

I never had road rage in the UK (although there are some nutty drivers there too), but here jeez, its every time I go out in the car, someone either cuts you off, hovers in a lane driving too slow, or what really ****ing irritates me is the lack of signals or those that signal which means move over i'm coming through.

Every morning it ceases to amaze me how difficult drivers here find it to merge from 3 lanes to 6, yes from 3 to 6. Its a very simple principle, but jeez how they struggle here in PA.

I could go on.......and on.......and on

[eric&gen 0]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

Edited May 29, 2008 by eric&gen

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

[David-and-Mae 15]

I always say my prayers whenever my husband and I are on the road... he's up to road rage whenever, wherever. The worst one, I almost peed on my pants 'coz I was sooooooooo scared. And yep, he likes to do a "finger salute" too...

[Scott & Lai 12]

My wife hates my driving. I actually like tailgating slow drivers. I take it as a personal challenge to get as close as possible without hitting them.

I slow down for tailgaters; the closer they come, the slower I'll go till they finally get pi$$ed enough to get out of my lane and ride someone else's a$$. I have zero tolerance for tailgaters. I go as fast as road conditions and the traffic ahead of me allow, pushing me won't get tailgaters anywhere; I refuse to tailgate the car in front of me just to satisfy the idiot behind me.

what really ****ing irritates me is the lack of signals or those that signal which means move over i'm coming through.

I usually signal immediately before merging, or sometimes simultaneously with merging. The reason being, far too many drivers will accelerate to fill in the space you are trying to move into when they see your turn signal.

[eric&gen 0]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

Who the illegal aliens lol and no license no registration.

[panamania79 2]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

Who the illegal aliens lol and no license no registration.

....And don't ever get into an accident with one because you're on your own.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

Who the illegal aliens lol and no license no registration.

....And don't ever get into an accident with one because you're on your own.

uninsured motorist insurance, another benefit of illegals...

[jundp 191]

The other day I was waiting at a light (I was the first car) to make a right turn. It was a "no turn on red" zone. Anyway, guy opposite direction at light had his signal on to make a left turn. When the light turned green, he punched the gas and cut me off (in his brand new BMW -- aka Mid Life CrisisMobile) and then flipped me off and started yelling. So I just shook my head and of course slowed down so I wouldn't hit him.

Two blocks later, he slams on his brakes and switches lanes so that he can be right next to me at a red light. He rolled down his window just a yelling like crazy. So I rolled down my passenger window and said in my sweetest, most sickening Southern drawl (which left me about 5 years ago, btw) "Oh hey sweetie! I guess you didn't realize that when you're turnin' left you have to yield, right? Have a great day and drive safely!" And then I drove off smiling when the light turned green.

He was SO pissed. He kept driving erratically until I finally turned off a few blocks later. But I figured that there was no point in me acting like him...especially when it was HIS fault. And I didn't get stressed.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

The other day I was waiting at a light (I was the first car) to make a right turn. It was a "no turn on red" zone. Anyway, guy opposite direction at light had his signal on to make a left turn. When the light turned green, he punched the gas and cut me off (in his brand new BMW -- aka Mid Life CrisisMobile) and then flipped me off and started yelling. So I just shook my head and of course slowed down so I wouldn't hit him.

Two blocks later, he slams on his brakes and switches lanes so that he can be right next to me at a red light. He rolled down his window just a yelling like crazy. So I rolled down my passenger window and said in my sweetest, most sickening Southern drawl (which left me about 5 years ago, btw) "Oh hey sweetie! I guess you didn't realize that when you're turnin' left you have to yield, right? Have a great day and drive safely!" And then I drove off smiling when the light turned green.

He was SO pissed. He kept driving erratically until I finally turned off a few blocks later. But I figured that there was no point in me acting like him...especially when it was HIS fault. And I didn't get stressed.

it's times that that you really need a sherman tank.......

[broma25 2]

Its time to ban smoking, drinking, eating and cell phones whilst driving. Then at least we may have a chance that when one gets behind a wheel they may actually have their mind on what they are supposed to be doing!!

[panamania79 2]

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

Who the illegal aliens lol and no license no registration.

....And don't ever get into an accident with one because you're on your own.

uninsured motorist insurance, another benefit of illegals...

.....And getting off scot-free if they crash into you and cause major damage to your vehicle.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Its time to ban smoking, drinking, eating and cell phones whilst driving. Then at least we may have a chance that when one gets behind a wheel they may actually have their mind on what they are supposed to be doing!!

How about we just ban driving while stupid?

Why do fuking drivers have to ride so close to your bumper aren't they afraid they might get hit if i slam on breaks when traffic slows down? Now i had a few bad experiences lol i let them ride my azz for awhile then slow down on purpose to see if they will not get off my azz i wave my middle finger in the air they wave back too with middle finger. I guess they don't care if there front end of car eats my back end and have higher insurance and have to pay for my damage and injuries. Fuking tailgaters.

maybe they don't have insurance?

Who the illegal aliens lol and no license no registration.

....And don't ever get into an accident with one because you're on your own.

uninsured motorist insurance, another benefit of illegals...

.....And getting off scot-free if they crash into you and cause major damage to your vehicle.

I was in an accident with an illegal alien...no insurance, no driver's license, no registration, 100% his fault. I have uninsured motorist insurance, so didn't even have to pay the $500 deductible. The other guy's car was impounded, and my insurance company is going after him

[PlatyPius 5]

I've personally killed 3 people because of road rage. Luckily, Mags is a real sport and helped me dispose of the bodies. Made a lot of money on eBay selling off parts from the cars, too!

Someone who is already going below the speed limit and then slows down when I get close to them to let them know they're going to slow....well, I drive a truck....I give them a little push.

Conversely, people who tailgate me when I'm driving 10mph over the speed limit get to test their reflexes when I slam on my brakes and stop in the middle of the interstate.

Pull in front of me and you'd better hope that you can lose me and not let me see where you live or park your car....it'll be missing some parts the next time you get in it.

Drive by my house with your boom-boom stereo blasting and expect a brick to fly through your window.

I don't understand why Mags is afraid to ride with me.....