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Caption Contest Poll--Portable Toilet Dude

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Pick your fave from each category.  

35 members have voted

  1. 1. Top Five: General

    • GaryC: Flowmax- For your going problem.
      6
    • Number 6: "Jim discovered the hard way that when engaged in toilet-tipping it pays to be out of the line of fire"
      8
    • Krikit: The clingon. At the end of the night, every porto-party has one.
      10
    • SteveLaura: TV execs were still undecided after seeing the pilot for the new reality TV series, 'Dancing with the Khazi'.
      7
    • brnidokiegurl: I know my 3rd wish was to love John but.........
      4

  2. 2. Top Five: The Random and the Absurd

    • Ilya R.: "Open up, there is room for two!"
      11
    • Nagishkaw: Viagra......Don't take too many.
      5
    • Jabberwocky: "Hey, I work at Best Buy - look at me!"
      4
    • charlesandnessa: it's so easy, even mawilson can use it.
      10
    • LuckyStrike: Global warming affects us all differently.
      5

  3. 3. Top Five: Embracing the Inner Adolescent (sexual references and/or focus on grossness)

    • julezabelle: I'm so horny I could hump a porta-potty!
      2
    • Pattu Rani: 'Call your doctor if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours....'
      11
    • David-Mae Forever: WHAT?!?! Is it a crime to scratch my b@lls on the door when it's itchy? GEEZ!
      0
    • Erika's husband: Did someone spray aphrodisiac in there? That $hit makes me horny!
      0
    • ={Rogue}=: Could someone help me? I was humpin the door and I got my weenie stuck in the latch!
      5
    • stina&suj: "The stank done blew me off the toilet and out the door!"
      0
    • WideAwakeInTheUSA: I'm telling YOU, it's full of POOO!
      2
    • yassmine2878: On the next epsiode of Man Vs. Wild : Escape from the Chocolate Crocodile
      2
    • MissStacey: What happens in the porta potty, stays in the porta potty.
      6
    • NavarreMan: Well... who is the lucky winner of your virtual cream???
      7

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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At long last! The poll!

For those of you who didn’t see the original thread, I started a caption contest for this fine image:

b_man.jpg

I pasted in selected submissions as they were, with intact capitalization, punctuation, etc.

I was mighty impressed by the assortment of submissions, from witty to nauseating to absurd.

Vote for your fave! And thank you to all participants!

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September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

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May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

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Empress of Groovy   373

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Oops...the "inner adolescent" category is, of course, top 10, not top 5. (Can I fix that?) This is my first poll. :blush:

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

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There sure where some great ones

K-1 journey, AOS/EAD and ROC in my timeline

2011 March 31 - Sent off Naturalization pkg overnight to Texas

2011 April 1 - Arrived in Texas at 10:21 am

2011 April 1 - NOA (rec'd via snail mail April 8)

2011 April 7 - Cheque cashed

2011 May 5 - Biometrics (letter rec'd via snail mail April 15)

2011 May 9 - Placed in line for interview scheduling

2011 June 13 - Rec'd yellow letter (no change in status online)

2011 June 23 - Rec'd text that my case has been scheduled for interview

2011 August 1 - Interview (rec'd via snail mail June 27) PASSED

2011 August 3 - Rec'd email that my case has been scheduled for Oath

2011 September 1 - Oath ceremony (rec'd snail mail Aug 5)

2011 September 1 - All done, yeah.

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brnidokiegurl   0

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we need voters :thumbs:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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