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brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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So this skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up

and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and

says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch private, 3 pound testicles,

Turner Brown.'

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big

guy says:

'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say

to me?'

The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just

give you

the answers to the questions everyone always asks me .....

I'm 7 feet tall,

I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch private, my testicles weigh

3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?! .... Sweet Jesus, I thought

you

said,

'Turn around.''

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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:help:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r Grand Master

w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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Do you think the joke would have worked just as well with a skinny little black guy and a huge white guy? :whistle:

It wouldn't have made sense.

It would have been as nonsensical as a joke about a good Asian driver. Some things just don't ring true.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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eau_xplain   2

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Do you think the joke would have worked just as well with a skinny little black guy and a huge white guy? :whistle:

It wouldn't have made sense.

It would have been as nonsensical as a joke about a good Asian driver. Some things just don't ring true.

:bonk:

:lol:

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Do you think the joke would have worked just as well with a skinny little black guy and a huge white guy? :whistle:

I was thinking the exact samething.

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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