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Wiping your butt  

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  1. 1. Do you

    • Fold
      23
    • Crumple
      19
    • Fold & Crumple
      12
    • Wrap it around your hand
      7
    • any of the above, but rearrange to reuse for second wipe
      29
    • I don't use any
      4

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aussiewench   9

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I grabbed this poll from the old site as there is so many new members now and I did find the last one amusing lol

Originally, I came across a site on the history of toilet paper and 'The Great Toilet Paper Shortage' instigated inadvertantly as a joke by Johnny Carson back in the 70's, but taken seriously by the american people. I found the whole article amusing and wanted to share it for a laugh. Its worth a read

Blame it on Johnny

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aussiewench   9

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NO COMMENT :blink::wacko::huh:

Funny, it had that effect on people last time too hehehehe

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MichelleandCraig   1

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Crumple!! it SEEMS thicker that way...not that I don't use plenty anyway... :lol: and hahahah I agree..this topic just seems like ewwwwwwwwwwww TMI, but hey..it's all in fun and I would have! to answer a poll Aussie started!! :lol:

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almaty   19

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i usually use old corn cobs...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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aussiewench   9

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i usually use old corn cobs...

ouch

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nayalamb   0

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i usually use old corn cobs...

:blink: yikes...

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almaty   19

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i agree..and i recycle :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Gotta go for that second wipe... :hehe:

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January 2 - Packet resubmitted to California.

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i usually use old corn cobs...

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Crumple :P

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Can I just say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

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NO COMMENT :blink::wacko::huh:

still haven't voted or looked at the results.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :wacko:

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*Robert*   2

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i agree..and i recycle :whistle:

:lol: tmi brother dean!!!

i wish we had a$$ washers over here too! i love those things!!! just drip dry!! hahahaha :thumbs:

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