Prison VS work

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the

majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle/office

-------

@ PRISON

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break

for one meal and

you have to pay for it

--------

@ PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

you get more work for

good behavior

-----------

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

you must often carry

a security card and open

all the doors for yourself

---------

@ PRISON

you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watchingTV and

playing games

-----------

@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet

with some people who

pee on the seat

---------

@ PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed

to speak to your family

--------

@ PRISON

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,

and they deduct taxes

from your salary

to pay for prisoners

--------

@ PRISON

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of

your time wanting to get

out and go inside bars

----------

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

I can relate all the things you've mentioned here as my husband works in prison. While i used to work at office.

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the

majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle/office

-------

@ PRISON

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break

for one meal and

you have to pay for it

--------

@ PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

you get more work for

good behavior

-----------

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

you must often carry

a security card and open

all the doors for yourself

---------

@ PRISON

you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watchingTV and

playing games

-----------

@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet

with some people who

pee on the seat

---------

@ PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed

to speak to your family

--------

@ PRISON

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,

and they deduct taxes

from your salary

to pay for prisoners

--------

@ PRISON

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of

your time wanting to get

out and go inside bars

----------

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

[*JG* 2]

Ha ha.....funny.

[Marilyn. 340]

hmmm, I used to work at a prison

[gabrielle08 0]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the

majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle/office

-------

@ PRISON

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break

for one meal and

you have to pay for it

--------

@ PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

you get more work for

good behavior

-----------

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

you must often carry

a security card and open

all the doors for yourself

---------

@ PRISON

you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watchingTV and

playing games

-----------

@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet

with some people who

pee on the seat

---------

@ PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed

to speak to your family

--------

@ PRISON

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,

and they deduct taxes

from your salary

to pay for prisoners

--------

@ PRISON

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of

your time wanting to get

out and go inside bars

----------

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

hehhehehe....well..My hubby and I are addicted to watch ''Prison Break'......

[amiquechu 0]

I'll take work.

At work, those around you shoot rubber bands at you.

At prison, those around you pull your pants down and hump you against your will.

[Niels Bohr 72]

I'll take work.

At work, those around you shoot rubber bands at you.

At prison, those around you pull your pants down and hump you against your will.

How did you know!?

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

I'll take work.

At work, those around you shoot rubber bands at you.

At prison, those around you pull your pants down and hump you against your will.

around here, i think that's called the end of year evaluation.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

you spend the

majority of your time

in an 6X6 cubicle/office

-------

@ PRISON

you get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK

you get a break

for one meal and

you have to pay for it

--------

@ PRISON

you get time off for good behavior

@ WORK

you get more work for

good behavior

-----------

@ PRISON

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

you must often carry

a security card and open

all the doors for yourself

---------

@ PRISON

you can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

you could get fired for watchingTV and

playing games

-----------

@ PRISON

you get your own toilet

@ WORK

you have to share the toilet

with some people who

pee on the seat

---------

@ PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

you aren't even supposed

to speak to your family

--------

@ PRISON

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,

and they deduct taxes

from your salary

to pay for prisoners

--------

@ PRISON

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

you spend most of

your time wanting to get

out and go inside bars

----------

@ PRISON

you must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

:lol:

[Nessa 23]

very funny

[amiquechu 0]

I'll take work.

At work, those around you shoot rubber bands at you.

At prison, those around you pull your pants down and hump you against your will.

How did you know!?

errr, I've heard...

I'll take work.

At work, those around you shoot rubber bands at you.

At prison, those around you pull your pants down and hump you against your will.

around here, i think that's called the end of year evaluation.

You're right. I guess that does happen in the office, too.

Or do you mean at Leavenworth penetentiary?