Another U.S Consulate Interview

[LotofPatience 65]

U.S Consulate Interview and Answers - Just entertainment only !

Q) Where did you live after the wedding?

A) He slept in his bedroom, I did it in mine.

Q) Describe the place where you lived right after the marriage.

Number of bedrooms and bathrooms; furnishings; color of walls, floor coverings, appliances, etc;

type of air conditioning, heating, etc; # of telephones, televisions, etc.

Do you have cable television?

A) Please don't ask same question. I answered above.

We have all those, but none were working.

Q) Where did you get the furniture? Was it already there, did you buy it, was it a gift, or did it come from your,

or your spouse’s, previous residence?

A) We stole it from neighbor's house

Q) If brought to the house or apartment, describe how it was transported.

A) On the head

Q) Describe your bedroom. Where do you keep your clothes? Where does your spouse keep his or her clothes?

Where are the bathroom towels kept? Where do you keep the dirty clothes?

A) Normally we keep clothes around our body except shower.

Q) Where is the garbage kept in the kitchen?

A) I am not sure to this question, there is a dishwasher, but looks like a garbage can.

Q) On what day of the week is the garbage picked up?

A) You mean when does my husband pick me up to drop to my work ?

Q) Where do you shop for groceries? Do you go together with your spouse? How do you get there?

A) Finally, I got nice question. From grocery shop.

Q) Where do you work? What days of the week do you work?

A) I work, but it is very secret, cops are around, so highly confidential...

Q) What hours do you work? What is your salary?

A) Normally at night time. Per hour $350. Half an hour rate is also there.

Q) What is your telephone # at work?

A) It keeps changing.

Q) When was the last vacation you had from work?

A) Due to excessive customers, I don't get vacation.

Q) Did you and your spouse go anywhere together at that time?

A) How will I get time to go with him ?

Q) When was the last vacation you and your spouse took together?

A) I am warnging you again - don't repeat the question.

Q) Where did you go? How did you get there? Describe it.

A) This is real dumb question

Q) Where does your spouse work? What days of the week? What hours? What is the salary, if you know?

A) I don't care where he works, as long as he doesn't disturb my work

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[LotofPatience 65]

I do appreciate your giggles Loto

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[NicoleX08 1]

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