Don't mess with a Filipino!

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DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines .

American: Do you eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you practice safe s*e*x in America ?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the c*o*n*d*o*m* s?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America

nanananabobobobobo!!!

[o0pink0o 3]

LOL

[Marilyn. 340]

I have heard that joke before but instead of a Filipino it was a Canadian...

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I have heard that joke before but instead of a Filipino it was a Canadian...

Yeah! Just thought of posting this to minimize those lines adding up on our faces...lol.

This processing seem to be a causative factor

Regards!

[amy n 0]

My husband says

[mawilson 2,133]

In America, we recycle our chewing gum, turn it into condoms and sell the condoms to the Philippines.

[Amby 490]

so basically you could be putting another man's saliva on your #######. sounds like a huge turn on for a guy.

[Sinergy 3]

In America, we recycle our chewing gum, turn it into condoms and sell the condoms to the Philippines.

[hbunch 0]

DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to the Philippines .

American: Do you eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you practice safe s*e*x in America ?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the c*o*n*d*o*m* s?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America

nanananabobobobobo!!!

WELL SAID!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA![/size]

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

Americans.... PWNED!!

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HAHAHAHA

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Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America

Next time I go to Mexico I am buying some CHICLE

TexPamp

[Teacher Mark 53]

Here's my favorite story out of the Philippines:

US Withdrawal

The overthrow of President Marcos in the Philippines in 1986 had led to a souring of relations between the islands and the United States. The Philippine Senate rejected an agreement made between the administration of then-president Corazon Aquino and the US to extend the American lease on the facility, arguing that the terms offered were not sufficiently generous. The US military had warned that if an agreement was not reached in time for the military to complete a full withdrawal, it would end negotiations and begin preparing to leave.

Clark Air Base was completely evacuated beginning June 10, 1991, as a result of the Mount Pinatubo eruption. Aircraft assigned to the 3d TFW were flown to Kadena AB, Okinawa and Andersen AFB, Guam. The eruption of Mount Pinatubo caused considerable damage, raising the cost of staying considerably and making it even less likely that the US would offer more generous terms to remain. With no agreement in sight the US ended negotiations and began shutting down Clark.

The 3d Tactical Fighter Wing was placed on non-operational status with the evacuation of Clark in June 1991.

* The 3d TFS was inactivated 19 December 1991 at Clark. Moved w/o/p/e and reassigned to 343d FW, Eileson AFB, Alaska as 3d Fighter Training squadron.

* The 90th TFS inactivated 29 May 1991 at Clark. Moved w/o/p/e and reassigned to 21st TFW, Elmendorf AFB, Alaska as an F-15E Squadron

In November 1991, the United States Air Force lowered the Stars and Stripes and transferred Clark Air Base to the Philippine government. On 16 December the 3d Tactical Fighter Wing was inactivated in place, ending the United States military presence at Clark Air Base.

With the United States' withdrawal from Clark, the base was systematically looted and was left abandoned for several years.

Edited June 25, 2008 by WideAwakeInTheUSA