New Giggle - From Sarah

[Army_Wife 2]

I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, but he gets a digit wrong and without realising he calls a cats home.

I-130 Filer (Fi)

Cats Home (Ct)

(Fi) I'm going out of my mind here and can't wait to see her

(Ct) I'm sorry that you feel you've been waiting too long, but yes we do have a female in the sytem

(Fi) Wonderful, at last! When will she be arriving?

(Ct) It will probably take another couple of weeks to finalise her health and pedigree transcripts

(Fi) Health and pedigree?

(Ct) Yes sir, we want you to get exactly what you paid for

(Fi) I don't care about that, I want to see her NOW!!!

(Ct) OK sir, but please note, that as you don't want to wait for the final checks, she may still have fleas and we won't have had time to de-worm her .......

[Sal and Jay 2]

I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, but he gets a digit wrong and without realising he calls a cats home.

I-130 Filer (Fi)

Cats Home (Ct)

(Fi) I'm going out of my mind here and can't wait to see her

(Ct) I'm sorry that you feel you've been waiting too long, but yes we do have a female in the sytem

(Fi) Wonderful, at last! When will she be arriving?

(Ct) It will probably take another couple of weeks to finalise her health and pedigree transcripts

(Fi) Health and pedigree?

(Ct) Yes sir, we want you to get exactly what you paid for

(Fi) I don't care about that, I want to see her NOW!!!

(Ct) OK sir, but please note, that as you don't want to wait for the final checks, she may still have fleas and we won't have had time to de-worm her .......

[natasha peter 0]

[LotofPatience 65]

I-130 filer calls USCIS to find out when his wife will be arriving, but he gets a digit wrong and without realising he calls a cats home.

I-130 Filer (Fi)

Cats Home (Ct)

(Fi) I'm going out of my mind here and can't wait to see her

(Ct) I'm sorry that you feel you've been waiting too long, but yes we do have a female in the sytem

(Fi) Wonderful, at last! When will she be arriving?

(Ct) It will probably take another couple of weeks to finalise her health and pedigree transcripts

(Fi) Health and pedigree?

(Ct) Yes sir, we want you to get exactly what you paid for

(Fi) I don't care about that, I want to see her NOW!!!

(Ct) OK sir, but please note, that as you don't want to wait for the final checks, she may still have fleas and we won't have had time to de-worm her .......

Sarah, Awesome You're great ! Come on again, have more and more

[hurryup 1]

Good job Sarah! So far I read 3 of your "conversations" and they were all hillarious. I couldn't stop laughing for the 2 mis-dialled conversations.

I am no gifted writer, but I wanted to attempt something myself - revealing my recent conference call with Emilio González, USCIS Director and Paul Novak, VSC Director regarding my pending case and recent delays.

But I can't top what you have been doing. So I want to hear about your conference call with Emilio González and Paul Novak if it makes sense to you. Or something similar. Hope you will oblige...! No pressure...

[Army_Wife 2]

Pleased you guys like the giggles .... I'm sure I'm doing this because I've throughly lost the plot with USCIS

.... to be honest guys, if we don't laugh, we'll be making 'Mr. John Daniels' our best friend for a year instead ..... and anyway, laughing is cheaper than crying as it saves money on all that used tissue.

Hurryup, gosh, there's a challenge. I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

I'm sure if I stare at the 02/24/08 on my login on the USCIS system a little while longer, I could be kicked into coming up with 'something'.

Loto, this is all your fault you funny guy .... now look what you've done you never know, we may get jobs out of all this joking around on VJ

[LotofPatience 65]

Pleased you guys like the giggles .... I'm sure I'm doing this because I've throughly lost the plot with USCIS

.... to be honest guys, if we don't laugh, we'll be making 'Mr. John Daniels' our best friend for a year instead ..... and anyway, laughing is cheaper than crying as it saves money on all that used tissue.

Hurryup, gosh, there's a challenge. I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

I'm sure if I stare at the 02/24/08 on my login on the USCIS system a little while longer, I could be kicked into coming up with 'something'.

Loto, this is all your fault you funny guy .... now look what you've done you never know, we may get jobs out of all this joking around on VJ

Sarah, I am so happy to see your emails back We'll make all the efforts to make everybody younger including us No more bald or grey hair

[sgr 0]

Pleased you guys like the giggles .... I'm sure I'm doing this because I've throughly lost the plot with USCIS

.... to be honest guys, if we don't laugh, we'll be making 'Mr. John Daniels' our best friend for a year instead ..... and anyway, laughing is cheaper than crying as it saves money on all that used tissue.

Hurryup, gosh, there's a challenge. I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

I'm sure if I stare at the 02/24/08 on my login on the USCIS system a little while longer, I could be kicked into coming up with 'something'.

Loto, this is all your fault you funny guy .... now look what you've done you never know, we may get jobs out of all this joking around on VJ

Sarah, I am so happy to see your emails back We'll make all the efforts to make everybody younger including us No more bald or grey hair

Sarah and loto ...you guys are doing great job ...cannot stop laughing reading "giggles" .I was told Women live longer than men because they talk tooo much (some rubbish too ..lol)...Loto we can prove that men live longer than women , look younger.... ..if we keep laughing every day lol

I guess we need to put all " VJ giggles" in a book ...give to all ppl going through USCIS process ....lol

[hyd617 1]

Pleased you guys like the giggles .... I'm sure I'm doing this because I've throughly lost the plot with USCIS

.... to be honest guys, if we don't laugh, we'll be making 'Mr. John Daniels' our best friend for a year instead ..... and anyway, laughing is cheaper than crying as it saves money on all that used tissue.

Hurryup, gosh, there's a challenge. I'll see what I can do, but no promises.

I'm sure if I stare at the 02/24/08 on my login on the USCIS system a little while longer, I could be kicked into coming up with 'something'.

Loto, this is all your fault you funny guy .... now look what you've done you never know, we may get jobs out of all this joking around on VJ

Sarah, I am so happy to see your emails back We'll make all the efforts to make everybody younger including us No more bald or grey hair

Sarah and loto ...you guys are doing great job ...cannot stop laughing reading "giggles" .I was told Women live longer than men because they talk tooo much (some rubbish too ..lol)...Loto we can prove that men live longer than women , look younger.... ..if we keep laughing every day lol

I guess we need to put all " VJ giggles" in a book ...give to all ppl going through USCIS process ....lol

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yall r hilarious!!

[LotofPatience 65]

Sarah and loto ...you guys are doing great job ...cannot stop laughing reading "giggles" .I was told Women live longer than men because they talk tooo much (some rubbish too ..lol)...Loto we can prove that men live longer than women , look younger.... ..if we keep laughing every day lol

I guess we need to put all " VJ giggles" in a book ...give to all ppl going through USCIS process ....lol

Sgr, for a successful man, there is a woman behind, not in front

But here, I allow Sarah to be in front to post a lot of hilarious giggles

[Army_Wife 2]

Oh my goodness, you guys just make me laugh sooooo much

I've never done this sort of stuff before, and Loto, you're the one who started it .... I swear that I seem to be more interested in finding something funny in our experience with USCIS, than being miserable