He Lost His Willy

[brnidokiegurl 0]

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor

comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now,

you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.....

something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is,

your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find

it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in

insurance

compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you

a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!

But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to

decide how many inches you want.

But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you

had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she

might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you

decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be

disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you

make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next

day.

"So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you in making the decision?"

"She has," says the man.

"And what is it?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting a new kitchen."

[Scott & Lai 12]

Sounds like grounds for divorce

[brnidokiegurl 0]

for him not having or for her not replaceing

[Nagishkaw 510]

[Toshtishtash 1]

[LoriLawless 0]

[Bootylicious!! 2]

[Scott & Lai 12]

for him not having or for her not replaceing

The latter, of course.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

he let her make the choice

[morocco4ever 63]

She needs to learn a lesson. He should give her a light slam or 2.

[sj5 4]

good choices new kitchen.

Edited April 23, 2008 by SJ

[Scott & Lai 12]

he let her make the choice

Then she should divorce him for being an idiot and a wuss