How to Make your husband Happy

[Marlita 0]

what a load of #######

Do all this and for what...to see the door slam behind their 10yr greencard azz? bull pucky i say.

Sorry, I'm waiting for my anti-depressant to kick in.

Jackie

With that attitude no marriage will last.

This is all good advice regardless of your religion. Both the husband and wife should be working very hard to please each other.

And there is never a reason to hit a woman period.

I agree! I like this actually. I am not Muslim I am Christian, but I have found that fundamentaly the values in Mulism families could really help Christian families and many of these values are actually stated in the Christian bible if you read it thoroughly. There's a few things that of course don't relate to a Christian household, or can be altered to suit a Christian household. So I like it...and I'm passing it on to my husband!

[Nasturtium 500]

Is that the amsterdam red light district?

Nope, but it is Amsterdam.

[Aymerlu 3]

Or if you go on to bed earlier and they come in saying ARE YOU ASLEEP, well no more or im talking in my sleep

LOL! What IS up with that?

[♥JP♥ 5]

But by our nature. If for some reason he stopped humping his wife from behind, she would think something was wrong!

[morocco4ever 63]

But by our nature. If for some reason he stopped humping his wife from behind, she would think something was wrong!

lol, so true

My husband has made a simple request of me. I need to carry a stop light with me when we fight. Red means stay away, green means I want to talk, yellow means that I may act like I don't want to talk, but really I do.

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

But by our nature. If for some reason he stopped humping his wife from behind, she would think something was wrong!

note for you wives that suffer from this affliction: cancel mtv and the discovery channel

[warriorprincess 0]

How bout:

Giving me a massage when my back hurts

Bringing me breakfast in bed

Washing the dishes after meals

Taking the kids out so I could have some alone time to watch Lifetime movies

Let me be on top

Stop blaming my mood swings on PMS. I may be just tired

Remember that I always have the last word

Edited April 24, 2008 by warriorprincess

[♥JP♥ 5]

But by our nature. If for some reason he stopped humping his wife from behind, she would think something was wrong!

note for you wives that suffer from this affliction: cancel mtv and the discovery channel

What about Lifetime and Oxygen?

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

But by our nature. If for some reason he stopped humping his wife from behind, she would think something was wrong!

note for you wives that suffer from this affliction: cancel mtv and the discovery channel

What about Lifetime and Oxygen?

i'm thinking of a particular song........

[amal 4]

U may all laugh at the "back humping" remark but its not neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear as funny in person!!

Its like...can't u control ur hips any better than that? U AIN'T gonna stick that thang ANYWHERE from that side PERIOD.

Also.. another "way to make ur wife happy"

don't assume that just coz she kisses u, that it means instant "hubby/wifey marriage consumation" time so go ahead and start air humping straight away.... it usually means a little romanticizing is needed.... not always...but u know... feel things out first before starting "the dance"

[Nagishkaw 510]

U may all laugh at the "back humping" remark but its not neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear as funny in person!!

Its like...can't u control ur hips any better than that? U AIN'T gonna stick that thang ANYWHERE from that side PERIOD.

Also.. another "way to make ur wife happy"

don't assume that just coz she kisses u, that it means instant "hubby/wifey marriage consumation" time so go ahead and start air humping straight away.... it usually means a little romanticizing is needed.... not always...but u know... feel things out first before starting "the dance"

Vive Zapata!

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

U may all laugh at the "back humping" remark but its not neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear as funny in person!!

Its like...can't u control ur hips any better than that? U AIN'T gonna stick that thang ANYWHERE from that side PERIOD.

Also.. another "way to make ur wife happy"

don't assume that just coz she kisses u, that it means instant "hubby/wifey marriage consumation" time so go ahead and start air humping straight away.... it usually means a little romanticizing is needed.... not always...but u know... feel things out first before starting "the dance"

just pat yourself on the back and know that you are that hot if he does that all the time

[SaadBell 0]

Watch Snapped on the oxygen channel together, make comments, on the women's sloppiness.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Or if you go on to bed earlier and they come in saying ARE YOU ASLEEP, well no more or im talking in my sleep

LOL! What IS up with that?

well if you (look) asleep and dont answer then u end up with the same prob you had so its a no win situation

[CarolynRitesh 0]

we are not married yet but what works for us if he has done or said something that hurts me.......i just get silent

i answer if he ask me something but only what is required he understands right away something he did was wrong and we talk about it........if i do something to upset him he cooks nobody can eat what he cooks lol cuz its too hot and spicy thats how i know if i crossed the line lol at least when we are together..........last time that happened my mom said ok thats it find out what u did wrong im hungery and i cant eat that lol.......there are ways to show the other person ur unhappy about something with out a big fight most the time.........

I don't think either of those methods are useful when dealing with an issue that needs to be addressed. If he does something to hurt you, you need to tell him. You don't need to go into a whole fight about it, but honestly, he can't be made to guess what's eating you. Silent treatment is a bit passive aggressive. And as for making food you can't eat, well that just seems silly. There are ways to discuss things without blowing up.

I am currently writing some course materials on the difference between direct and indirect communication methods and their effect on intercultural relationships, and both posters gave good examples of the differences, how they would be perceived by someone from within and outside of your own culture. Being a pretty direct communicator, I always struggle with the indirect style - thanks for sharing that estadia!

Now, back to reading this very interesting thread!