How to Make your husband Happy

[Rocketta 0]

Well I know how to make my husband happy right now. It involves a phone and a little play acting.

[S and S 12]

I once read a forum where it said muslim women must "share" their husbands in heaven because it was said men have it harder to get into heaven so there are many more women in heaven. I was thinking "why would I want to go to heaven if I had to share my husband?". Some of the women on this forum actually told me it was the honorable thing to do since some women wouldn't have husbands to be with in heaven. I said there was no way I was sharing my husband in heaven because then it wouldn't be heaven. Then they told me that there is no jealousy in heaven. So then I responded that what if we went off the other hadith that says there are more men in heaven. Would that mean men would have to share their wives?

[Aymsgirl 0]

I once read a forum where it said muslim women must "share" their husbands in heaven because it was said men have it harder to get into heaven so there are many more women in heaven. I was thinking "why would I want to go to heaven if I had to share my husband?". Some of the women on this forum actually told me it was the honorable thing to do since some women wouldn't have husbands to be with in heaven. I said there was no way I was sharing my husband in heaven because then it wouldn't be heaven. Then they told me that there is no jealousy in heaven. So then I responded that what if we went off the other hadith that says there are more men in heaven. Would that mean men would have to share their wives?

Gotcha ya I aint sharing my man!

[Nagishkaw 510]

I once read a forum where it said muslim women must "share" their husbands in heaven because it was said men have it harder to get into heaven so there are many more women in heaven. I was thinking "why would I want to go to heaven if I had to share my husband?". Some of the women on this forum actually told me it was the honorable thing to do since some women wouldn't have husbands to be with in heaven. I said there was no way I was sharing my husband in heaven because then it wouldn't be heaven. Then they told me that there is no jealousy in heaven. So then I responded that what if we went off the other hadith that says there are more men in heaven. Would that mean men would have to share their wives?

No need to worry. There is no marriage in heaven.

[~Jackie~ 30]

I don't know about ya'll, but I'd like to see a 'How To Make Your Wife Happy' thread

Take out the garbage WITHOUT being asked to do it.

Pick up the dirty clothes and put them in the blue square thing, oh yea the laundry basket. (For extra points, do not leave the clothing INSIDE OUT.

After peeing, lower the toliet seat. (oh I forgot, most here are 'sitter/squaters' they don't put it up anyway)

If washing poopy-azz in the shower, make sure the 'Kling on's' don't get stuck in the drain.

If you are having a 4 hour conversation with a friend/family in Arabic---say like at least 5 words in English so you wife can understand something.

Jackie

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

I don't know about ya'll, but I'd like to see a 'How To Make Your Wife Happy' thread

Take out the garbage WITHOUT being asked to do it.

Pick up the dirty clothes and put them in the blue square thing, oh yea the laundry basket. (For extra points, do not leave the clothing INSIDE OUT.

After peeing, lower the toliet seat. (oh I forgot, most here are 'sitter/squaters' they don't put it up anyway)

If washing poopy-azz in the shower, make sure the 'Kling on's' don't get stuck in the drain.

If you are having a 4 hour conversation with a friend/family in Arabic---say like at least 5 words in English so you wife can understand something.

Jackie

should i dig out the midol and chocolate now?

[SaadBell 0]

How to make me happy;

GLÜCK

[Nagishkaw 510]

How to make me happy?? Just sit there and look pretty for me.

[amal 4]

kling-ons

I have heard of dingle berries but never kling-ons

I could add to that list...

Take time each day to just spend "being" with ur wife. Not groping or slobbering..just being beside her with no distractions.

buy her a gift once-in-a-while

tell her she's beautiful

cook supper once-a-week for the family

if she cooked supper, vaccummed, did homework (hers or kids or both), massaged ur back/feet/head, fed the animals, cleaned the counters, dusted, fed the fish, made coffee, alllll after work. Do the dishes for her and maybe tell her that she did a good job

take the kids to the park or on some outing for an hour a week so she can just have some alone time

cook her favorite meal even if u hate it....and EAT IT WITH HER

don't leave ur hair all over the sink when ur done shaving

offer to go to bed early (like before midnight) so she and u can actually have time to do the husbandly/wifely thing and still have time to get enough sleep so she can get up at 6am to get ready for work.

get up early and get the kid(s) ready for school...take them to school on her day off so she can actually get a day of uninterrupted sleep

I'll think of more...give me time

[Jenn! 918]

How to make me happy;

GLÜCK

[Nasturtium 500]

How to make me happy?? Just sit there and look pretty for me.

How to make me happy? Please buy me THIS BOOK.

[Nasturtium 500]

No need to worry. There is no marriage in heaven.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Dont ask what i want to do or some opinion then go on and go or do whatever you were thinking anyway, why ask me if your mind was made up?

Believe me when i say good night......dont ask reallyyyyyyyyyyy??? yes im turning over now and you do same, its been a long day

Dont assume i want the car radio blasting away, sometimes quiet is good

When at your families dont leave me sit there for a long period not knowing what they are saying the smiles do make one wonder...

Edited April 24, 2008 by brnidokiegurl

[ya falaha! 0]

Honestly, once I'm dead and gone I couldn't care less who my husband canoodles with...here or in the afterlife. I'll be spent from the life as is. Who wants to worry about taking care of a husband? I want to be relaxing somewhere. Let the virgins or whomever deal with him.

I once read a forum where it said muslim women must "share" their husbands in heaven because it was said men have it harder to get into heaven so there are many more women in heaven. I was thinking "why would I want to go to heaven if I had to share my husband?". Some of the women on this forum actually told me it was the honorable thing to do since some women wouldn't have husbands to be with in heaven. I said there was no way I was sharing my husband in heaven because then it wouldn't be heaven. Then they told me that there is no jealousy in heaven. So then I responded that what if we went off the other hadith that says there are more men in heaven. Would that mean men would have to share their wives?

[morocco4ever 63]

Honestly, once I'm dead and gone I couldn't care less who my husband canoodles with...here or in the afterlife. I'll be spent from the life as is. Who wants to worry about taking care of a husband? I want to be relaxing somewhere. Let the virgins or whomever deal with him.

I once read a forum where it said muslim women must "share" their husbands in heaven because it was said men have it harder to get into heaven so there are many more women in heaven. I was thinking "why would I want to go to heaven if I had to share my husband?". Some of the women on this forum actually told me it was the honorable thing to do since some women wouldn't have husbands to be with in heaven. I said there was no way I was sharing my husband in heaven because then it wouldn't be heaven. Then they told me that there is no jealousy in heaven. So then I responded that what if we went off the other hadith that says there are more men in heaven. Would that mean men would have to share their wives?

Will these virgins have to cook and clean for him? More power to em!!

I want to be sitting on a tropical beach being fanned and drinking a nice cool drink. That sounds like heaven to me!