How to Make your husband Happy

[morocco4ever 63]

You know, making a husband happy really isn't that hard. Just show up naked with food!

now i think u talking about dog not husband

Perhaps that is how *you* would show up for your dog. People do strange things w/ animals that are not meant to be done.

Finally a man appears, charles how many times have you tapped nessas hand for disobeying

never, i still have both of my hands

Obviously, unless you have acquired the skill of typing with your toes.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

yes he does, charles if shes wrong on a issue do you speak gently and kind to her to show her the right ways

dont think many dogs would care how the food was given ha (dogs meaning dogs)

[Nasturtium 500]

You know, making a husband happy really isn't that hard. Just show up naked with food!

now i think u talking about dog not husband

Perhaps that is how *you* would show up for your dog. People do strange things w/ animals that are not meant to be done.

yeah... I was kind of thinking the same thing myself. Now I don't have a dog, but as far as my cats-- I don't show up naked for them with food. Or naked for them ever.

[~~~water~~~ 0]

I feel sick

[allousa 1]

Camels of the Sand

Women This is Your Day

Hubby May I

How about......

"I Love Habeeb!"

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

yes he does, charles if shes wrong on a issue do you speak gently and kind to her to show her the right ways

no, i stfu cause otherwise i won't get any dinner.

Finally a man appears, charles how many times have you tapped nessas hand for disobeying

never, i still have both of my hands

Obviously, unless you have acquired the skill of typing with your toes.

maybe i'm typing with my tongue

[morocco4ever 63]

You know, making a husband happy really isn't that hard. Just show up naked with food!

now i think u talking about dog not husband

Perhaps that is how *you* would show up for your dog. People do strange things w/ animals that are not meant to be done.

yeah... I was kind of thinking the same thing myself. Now I don't have a dog, but as far as my cats-- I don't show up naked for them with food. Or naked for them ever.

But if you did, would it make them happy?

yes he does, charles if shes wrong on a issue do you speak gently and kind to her to show her the right ways

no, i stfu cause otherwise i won't get any dinner.

Finally a man appears, charles how many times have you tapped nessas hand for disobeying

never, i still have both of my hands

Obviously, unless you have acquired the skill of typing with your toes.

maybe i'm typing with my tongue

Skilled with your tongue Charles?

I feel sick

Sorry, my bad?

[Ban Hammer 13,340]

Skilled with your tongue Charles?

only if you call being able to push start a greyhound bus with it as skilled.

Edited April 23, 2008 by charlesandnessa

[desert_fox 32]

Rename this thread to "How to be a Stepford Wife"

[Aymerlu 3]

You know, making a husband happy really isn't that hard. Just show up naked with food!

What movie was it that the woman met her husband at the door wrapped in saran wrap? I just had a vision of me standing at the doorway, wrapped in saran wrap with a big plate of food. Scared myself!

[Nasturtium 500]

[quote

yeah... I was kind of thinking the same thing myself. Now I don't have a dog, but as far as my cats-- I don't show up naked for them with food. Or naked for them ever.

But if you did, would it make them happy?

You know, i think they could probably care less

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Skilled with your tongue Charles?

only if you call being able to push start a greyhound bus with it as skilled.

charles so disappointed in you, all this bragging, i thought you were going to be different

[Peikko 1,575]

I am a bit surprised that the focus is purely on whether or not it is ok to hit a woman. Clearly the rules as laid out were much more far reaching. Essentially the man acts as the 'parent' in the marriage, the wife is a rather 'simple' child who relies on the husband for everything and who isn't allowed to complain if she is not satisfied with how she is provided for.

I would rather hope that no one would knowingly enter into a marriage of that type in the 21st Century, and would further hope that these rules are not really an example of how muslims are expected to behave when married.

Edited April 23, 2008 by Purple_Hibiscus

[Nagishkaw 510]

Im not really into fashion.

[Jenn! 918]

You know, making a husband happy really isn't that hard. Just show up naked with food!

What movie was it that the woman met her husband at the door wrapped in saran wrap? I just had a vision of me standing at the doorway, wrapped in saran wrap with a big plate of food. Scared myself!

Fried Green Tomatoes!