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nane1104 Proficient

nane1104   146

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I would hire someone to fly lower over the land and I would sky dive out with all my stuff to follow in individual parachutes.

I would love to fly airplanes. My wife thinks that's a bad idea. I just need a way to convince her...

:ot: my husband flies. I am with your wife on that!

Nadine & Kenneth

Our K-1 journey

02/06/2006 filed 129F

07/01/2007 received visa via "Deutsche Post"

08/27/2006 POE Dallas

->view my complete timeline

AOS, EAD and AP

12/6/2006 filed for AOS & EAD

1/05/2007 AOS transferred to California Service Center

01/16/2008 letter to Congressman

03/27/2008 GREENCARD arrived

ROC

02/02/2010 filed I-751

07/01/20010 Greencard arrived

 

Naturalization

12/08/2021 N-400 filed 

03/15/2022 Interview. Approved after "quality review"

05/11/2022 Oath Ceremony

 

Gaby&Talbert Proficient

Gaby&Talbert   1

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If you were an illegal alien...

...and wanted to cross the border into Canada undetected, how would you do it?

Walk? Cycle? Swim?

Where would you do it? Michigan? Minnesota? North Dakota? Montana?

Obviously you would want to stay clear of immigration checkpoints.

To make it easier, let's assume that you have an accomplice (who is a US citizen

or permanent resident with a valid US driver's license), a car and expensive scuba

diving equipment.

Ideas?

Wouldn't happen, why would you go to Canada?

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I would never be an illegal alien, so i don't need to come up with an answer :thumbs:

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

Delicia Proficient

Delicia   1

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I haven't read most of the prior posts, but having grew up in Minnesota, a large section of the border between Canada and Minnesota is occupied by the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA). Unpopulated, dense forest, rivers and lakes. A hunters/fisherman's dream. Go there in the summer and just hike your way to Canadian civilization (pack your camping gear and prepare to portage your canoe).

My blog

10/01/2005: Married in Toronto

02/15/2006: Began Canadian Immigration

09/19/2007: Withdrew CIC application (they still hadn't processed anything)

10/01/2007: Moved back to U.S.

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IR-1 application through Montreal Consulate

10/26/2007: I-130 mailed to CA Service Center

10/29/2007: USPS confirmation of receipt of I-130

02/13/2008: NOA-1 received (107 days)

07/02/2008: I-130 approved

07/22/2008: AOS filed including EAD and AP

07/25/2008: NOA-1s for all 3 received

08/20/2008: Biometrics appointment

08/22/2008: Received RFE for Affadivit of Support and Medical

10/21/2008: Submitted I-865W in lieu of co-sponsor and medical info to NSC

11/14/2008: online case status not updated since filing of AOS in July 2008

01/20/2009: Received another RFE for Affadavit of Support Info

02/02/2009: Responded to RFE with brand new AOS based on 2008 tax return (if that doesn't shut them up, dunno what will)

02/19/2009: EAD card received in mail (no updates on Online Case Status ever made)

02/23/2009: AP received (again, no online updates)

02/26/2009: Received interview appointment letter for 4/6/09

04/06/2009: AOS approved for unconditional GC

04/21/2009: GC received

DeadPoolX Experienced

DeadPoolX   9

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Wouldn't happen, why would you go to Canada?

I don't understand the question.

an american wouldn't defect

But he/she is an illegal alien, not an American.

Who said an American couldn't be an illegal alien? If a USC crossed the border into Canada illegally, he or she would then, by definition, be an illegal alien.

Amby Grand Master

Amby   490

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I would flirt with a really ugly male border crossing agent and get in OR I would send nessa ahead as a distraction and get in that way :)

Wouldn't happen, why would you go to Canada?

I don't understand the question.

an american wouldn't defect

But he/she is an illegal alien, not an American.

Who said an American couldn't be an illegal alien? If a USC crossed the border into Canada illegally, he or she would then, by definition, be an illegal alien.

I think he means an illegal in America. An American is not illegal in America :)

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

DeadPoolX Experienced

DeadPoolX   9

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I would flirt with a really ugly male border crossing agent and get in OR I would send nessa ahead as a distraction and get in that way :)

Wouldn't happen, why would you go to Canada?

I don't understand the question.

an american wouldn't defect

But he/she is an illegal alien, not an American.

Who said an American couldn't be an illegal alien? If a USC crossed the border into Canada illegally, he or she would then, by definition, be an illegal alien.

I think he means an illegal in America. An American is not illegal in America :)

Ah. In that case, yeah... an American wouldn't be an illegal alien.

panamania79 Mentor

panamania79   2

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my idea - a simple 2 step process:

1. invent teletransportation.

2. energize

I don't know that much about the Canadian/US border but I would have thought driving across would be the easiest thing to do. I would imagine much of the border isn't monitored. However, if all the roads are monitored, I guess I'd walk. Swim? Too cold most of the year :lol:

there's a town in vermont where the road crossing isn't monitored. i forget what it's called, i read it in the nyt last yr

Beam me up Scotty ! :dance:

May 7,2007-USCIS received I-129f
July 24,2007-NOA1 was received
April 21,2008-K-1 visa denied.
June 3,2008-waiver filed at US Consalate in Panama
The interview went well,they told him it will take another 6 months for them to adjudicate the waiver
March 3,2009-US Consulate claims they have no record of our December visit,nor Manuel's interview
March 27,2009-Manuel returned to the consulate for another interrogation(because they forgot about December's interview),and they were really rude !
April 3,2009-US Counsalate asks for more court documents that no longer exist !
June 1,2009-Manuel and I go back to the US consalate AGAIN to give them a letter from the court in Colon along with documents I already gave them last year.I was surprised to see they had two thick files for his case !


June 15,2010-They called Manuel in to take his fingerprints again,still no decision on his case!
June 22,2010-WAIVER APPROVED at 5:00pm
July 19,2010-VISA IN MANUELITO'S HAND at 3:15pm!
July 25,2010-Manuelito arrives at 9:35pm at Logan Intn'l Airport,Boston,MA
August 5,2010-FINALLY MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 23,2010-Filed for AOS at the International Institute of RI $1400!
December 23,2010-Work authorization received.
January 12,2011-RFE

xiansheng Newbie

xiansheng   0

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I like the mexican tunnel idea. :lol:

It'd be fine and everything... until winter hits and the nice fuzzy grizzlies have a rather roomy cave to hibernate in. But the mere fact that these gentle creatures are not fond of sharing and have a worse bedside manner than Hugh Jackman with a 3-day hangover should not, in any way shape or form, dissuade you from trying.

Many roads, one path. -- XS

 

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