If you were an illegal alien...

[Toshtishtash 1]

[nane1104 146]

You think I am joking??

Yes, I think you are. Your ideas are putting the illegal alien at risk of capture.

THen where is the fun??

Be at least a little adventurous!

BTW, those were photos from the museum at Checkpoint Charlie, Berlin, Germany. Shown are original vehicles,...from escapes from east to west berlin. The baloon was made out of fabric and other material, two families collected over years and they no kidding flew over the border.

This is NOT a joke.

[mawilson 2,133]

Best idea:

Apply for immigration status directly from a Canadian consulate in your country of choice. No illegal walk/swim/fly/car ride needed and we keep mawilson out of business.

Let's say the illegal alien is already in the U.S. and is undocumented (either illegally

snuck into the country, or entered legally and then purposely destroyed the papers

to avoid being identified), so the legal option is out of the question.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

[mawilson 2,133]

...from the sky. Have someone fly me over the border in a small Cessna and then I'd parachute out.

Not a bad idea.

[Peikko 1,575]

No idea. Why does this illegal alien want to go to Canada again? One of these jobs in the oil industry?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

[mawilson 2,133]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

I doubt it, especially those huge empty spaces in Montana/Saskatchewan.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

swim across the detroit river at night.

once a wetback always a wetback

(no offense to the pc police)

[nane1104 146]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

I doubt it, especially those huge empty spaces in Montana/Saskatchewan.

My balloon idea wasn't so off then....

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

[mawilson 2,133]

No idea. Why does this illegal alien want to go to Canada again? One of these jobs in the oil industry?

He needs to leave the country and the Canadian border is less protected and easier to cross

than the Mexican border. Not because he wants to be in Canada.

[DeadPoolX 9]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

I don't know how accurate this is, but my wife once told me that West Edmonton Mall has more submarines in it (yes it has a submarine; it also has an amusement park, complete with roller coasters) than the entire Canadian Navy.

Edited April 18, 2008 by DeadPoolX

[mawilson 2,133]

My balloon idea wasn't so off then....

It's kinda off. Where would you find an air balloon in the middle of nowhere, Montana?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Illegal airspace manoever, you'd get shot down!

The airspace over Canada is that protected?

canada has an airforce?

I don't know how accurate this is, but my wife once told me that West Edmonton Mall has more submarines in it (yes it has a submarine; it also has an amusement park, complete with roller coasters) than the entire Canadian Navy.

the canadian navy is probably a couple of kayaks with missing paddles....