Top Fives

[SaadBell 0]

The Top 16 Signs You've

Hired the Wrong Fitness Coach

16. Insists a bag of Doritos is necessary for doing crunches.

15. After explaining your fitness goals, exclaims, "Oh, you meant *physical* fitness!"

14. Has designed a resistance machine to train your "love muscle."

13. His physique is less Bruce Lee and more Bruce Vilanch.

12. Tells you to "feel the burn" while holding your hand over a candle, G. Gordon Liddy-style.

11. Those aren't typos on his business card; he really does work for "Belly Total Fatness."

10. His IM alias: PastramiKing

9. The skinny ####### can't seem to compliment your progress without adding "... for a fat guy."

8. Insists that "Calisthenics" is book by L. Ron Hubbard.

7. "What say you cut this set short and help me polish off this box of jelly-filleds?"

6. His stamina training involves you jogging to the package store and toting back a case of Zima.

5. Claims she's related to Jenny Craig, but looks suspiciously like *Larry* Craig.

4. He uses a cheeseburger as a bookmark in the training manual.

3. Makes a beeping noise like a truck backing up every time you walk across the room.

2. Gets winded unwrapping his cigarettes.

and the Number 1 Sign You've Hired the Wrong Fitness Coach.

1.Today's workout: You push him and his out-of-gas car around town so he can run errands.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

The Top 16 Signs You've

Hired the Wrong Fitness Coach

16. Insists a bag of Doritos is necessary for doing crunches.

15. After explaining your fitness goals, exclaims, "Oh, you meant *physical* fitness!"

14. Has designed a resistance machine to train your "love muscle."

13. His physique is less Bruce Lee and more Bruce Vilanch.

12. Tells you to "feel the burn" while holding your hand over a candle, G. Gordon Liddy-style.

11. Those aren't typos on his business card; he really does work for "Belly Total Fatness."

10. His IM alias: PastramiKing

9. The skinny ####### can't seem to compliment your progress without adding "... for a fat guy."

8. Insists that "Calisthenics" is book by L. Ron Hubbard.

7. "What say you cut this set short and help me polish off this box of jelly-filleds?"

6. His stamina training involves you jogging to the package store and toting back a case of Zima.

5. Claims she's related to Jenny Craig, but looks suspiciously like *Larry* Craig.

4. He uses a cheeseburger as a bookmark in the training manual.

3. Makes a beeping noise like a truck backing up every time you walk across the room.

2. Gets winded unwrapping his cigarettes.

and the Number 1 Sign You've Hired the Wrong Fitness Coach.

1.Today's workout: You push him and his out-of-gas car around town so he can run errands.

[SaadBell 0]

I am sorry it was 16 on that list and you said top five. But I think I have that fitness trainer.

[MissStacey 1]

Top 5 guys I've slept with:

1. Mel

2. Rich

3. Mike

4. Bryce

5. Clayton

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Top 5 guys I've slept with:

1. Mel

2. Rich

3. Mike

4. Bryce

5. Clayton

lucky strike, you stud! :dance: :dance:

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Top 5 guys I've slept with:

1. Mel

2. Rich

3. Mike

4. Bryce

5. Clayton

Did Clayton wear spurs?

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Top 5 guys I've slept with:

1. Mel

2. Rich

3. Mike

4. Bryce

5. Clayton

Did Clayton wear spurs?

giddyup stacey

[Marilyn. 340]

top 5 reasons not to get drunk around people with cameras...

[Amby 490]

love the last photo the most marilyn