How to end an argument with your wife/gf

[DeadPoolX 9]

True Story...

I remember a conversation that went like this between two friends and I. The other two consisted of one male and one female; I'm obviously male (if I weren't, my wife and I would lead an entirely different lifestyle).

[Female Friend] "I'm hungry."

[Male Friend] "Okay, what're you in the mood for?"

[Me] "I don't have a whole lot. I haven't gone to the store in a while..." (this was before I was married and I'd avoid grocery shopping)

[Female Friend] "Oh, I know! I haven't had one in a while, but last time I had a punani, it was really good!"

[Male Friend] "..."

[Me] "Uh... yeah, what?"

[Female Friend] "You know -- a punani! I like them with lots of cheese too."

[Male Friend] *starts laughing uncontrollably*

[Me] *attempting to contain laughter* "Do you mean a panini?"

[Female Friend] "Punani, panini, what's the difference?"

[Me] *can't hold it any longer and joins my friend laughing*

Eventually, after we calmed down, we explained the two to her and she was extremely embarrassed. I'm not quite sure how she got the words confused or considered them the same thing, but she did. Whatever the case, it made for a good laugh!

[Ban Hammer 13,636]

[sj5 4]

ouch!!! ouch!!! ouch!!! ouch!!!

[JohnK 0]

when I was younger ... kicking me in the punani

[amiquechu 0]

when I was younger ... kicking me in the punani

That's not getting kicked...that's getting PUNTED!

[Amby 490]

I would never hit someone in the balls on purpose unless I got a punani punch first. I'm completely against gonad pain

how about a donkey punch?

#######? punani punch and now donkey punch never had pleasure of a donkey punch

eta: maybe I would donkey kick them in the balls though

Edited April 16, 2008 by Amber&Neil

[Giskat09 2]

when I was younger ... kicking me in the punani

That's not getting kicked...that's getting PUNTED!

OUCH!