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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

well like I said I don't have balls. let me try to grow some and then get back to you :P

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

well like I said I don't have balls. let me try to grow some and then get back to you :P

So it seems the punani punch is more painful than a kick in the balls.

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

Not really, not until you're much older.

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

Not really, not until you're much older.

Must have been my imagination, then :unsure:

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:lol: #######? pu$$y punch?

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

Not really, not until you're much older.

Must have been my imagination, then :unsure:

Well if it was painful when you were a kid, ask someone to kick you in the balls now, see how painful it really is.

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

Not really, not until you're much older.

Must have been my imagination, then :unsure:

Well if it was painful when you were a kid, ask someone to kick you in the balls now, see how painful it really is.

Do you have experience both as a kid and as an adult?

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I don't have balls so I can't be an expert witness but I do remember when I was younger (maybe between 9-12) my aunt (who is about the same age as I am) kicking me in the punani and it hurting like hell. That's my only experience with it. I probably deserved it though since I hit her with one of those massive craftsmen toolboxes in the back. Don't really remember what we were fighting about. Maybe using the phone?

You were only 9-12? Weird - getting kicked in the balls doesn't really hurt that much when you're a kid.

It doesn't?? :blink:

Not really, not until you're much older.

Must have been my imagination, then :unsure:

Well if it was painful when you were a kid, ask someone to kick you in the balls now, see how painful it really is.

Do you have experience both as a kid and as an adult?

Sure.

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I would never hit someone in the balls on purpose unless I got a punani punch first. I'm completely against gonad pain

how about a donkey punch?

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but officer, she said she wanted a big hard one and to make it hurt! :whistle:

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