Spagetti

[KandD 1]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One

night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin

his

reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she

would

go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise

the

child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18 She

agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and

write

'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support

payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to

his confused

wife.'Honey,'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh,

just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed

and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.'

[RonMay 1]

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One

night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin

his

reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she

would

go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise

the

child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18 She

agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and

write

'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support

payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to

his confused

wife.'Honey,'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh,

just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed

and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.'

lol its amusing... funny

[Amby 490]

[Nagishkaw 510]

Cute.