Types of Female Nagger....(what types are you?????

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I never quite figured out how nagging came to be perceived as a female tendency. Guys aren't immune to nagging.

Common stereotypical male nagging:

Can we get that giant TV?

Why can't I install a permanent keg in the bathroom?

When can we have a three-way with that hot friend of yours?

etc.

And: "What's wrong if I want to have a few of my buddies over to watch the game when you want to go out ?"

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

"Why don't you like ####-sex ?"

and the answer was?

Something like, "cuz you're a cheap-a$$ [pun intended] who insists on the inferior store-brand lube!"

so what does joyce recommend?

Bacon drippings

Hmm...that sounds a bit smoky, but hey, whatever works...

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I never quite figured out how nagging came to be perceived as a female tendency. Guys aren't immune to nagging.

Common stereotypical male nagging:

Can we get that giant TV?

Why can't I install a permanent keg in the bathroom?

When can we have a three-way with that hot friend of yours?

etc.

And: "What's wrong if I want to have a few of my buddies over to watch the game when you want to go out ?"

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

"Why don't you like ####-sex ?"

and the answer was?

Something like, "cuz you're a cheap-a$$ [pun intended] who insists on the inferior store-brand lube!"

so what does joyce recommend?

Good question. I suspect it would involve lots of chemicals. Probably not Cool Whip, though. She may see it as offending the Cool Whip gods. I could see a Joyce-based religion breaking into factions over questions like these...

[almaty 19]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

especially with the cool whip

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I can be all of them and I agree it depends on the time of the month.

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

squealing optional.......

[almaty 19]

wll, it does go well with porking someone

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

Very high smoke point

[almaty 19]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

Very high smoke point

lol.....

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

Very high smoke point

lol.....

plus it soothes over active spankings Plus she cant nag when shes sqealin!

Edited April 14, 2008 by CarolsMarc

[panamania79 2]

I never quite figured out how nagging came to be perceived as a female tendency. Guys aren't immune to nagging.

Common stereotypical male nagging:

Can we get that giant TV?

Why can't I install a permanent keg in the bathroom?

When can we have a three-way with that hot friend of yours?

etc.

And: "What's wrong if I want to have a few of my buddies over to watch the game when you want to go out ?"

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

"Why don't you like ####-sex ?"

and the answer was?

Something like, "cuz you're a cheap-a$$ [pun intended] who insists on the inferior store-brand lube!"

so what does joyce recommend?

Good question. I suspect it would involve lots of chemicals. Probably not Cool Whip, though. She may see it as offending the Cool Whip gods. I could see a Joyce-based religion breaking into factions over questions like these...

Don't fool around,Astroglide is the BEST !

[panamania79 2]

I never quite figured out how nagging came to be perceived as a female tendency. Guys aren't immune to nagging.

Common stereotypical male nagging:

Can we get that giant TV?

Why can't I install a permanent keg in the bathroom?

When can we have a three-way with that hot friend of yours?

etc.

And: "What's wrong if I want to have a few of my buddies over to watch the game when you want to go out ?"

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

"Why don't you like ####-sex ?"

and the answer was?

Something like, "cuz you're a cheap-a$$ [pun intended] who insists on the inferior store-brand lube!"

so what does joyce recommend?

Good question. I suspect it would involve lots of chemicals. Probably not Cool Whip, though. She may see it as offending the Cool Whip gods. I could see a Joyce-based religion breaking into factions over questions like these...

Cool whip is good during foreplay.The more popular whipped cream gets all runny when your SO gets all hot and bothered.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

Very high smoke point

lol.....

plus it soothes over active spankings Plus she cant nag when shes sqealin!

Good Lord, Marc, it sounds like you could write a how-to guide. With sponsorship from the bacon industry, of course.

[Amby 490]

Hehe Jenn I think we're married to men with similar standards of cleanliness. If you say you're going to do the litter box, then do it, not tomorrow. Not sometime this week. Has. to. get. done. today.

I agree. Don't say you're going to do it and then not do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'm a combination of all of these things. Mainly crazy and riddler.

She's a little loopy

Have you ever thought that perhaps she's just plain crazy? I know that it's hard to accept, but when it comes down to it most women are at least mildly psychotic, if not full-blown lunatics. So remember, if she is indeed a wacko, when the nagging starts, don't push her to the point of dismembering your favorite member.

The Riddler: Ah, the nagger that nags without nagging (say that five times fast). She says things like, "Would you like to try and guess why the green plates are not in the cabinet?" You have no idea what she's talking about and she knows it, otherwise why would she be asking in the first place?

The T-Rex: If she doesn't rip your head off while screaming at you, you got away lucky. It seems as though she actually grows horns when the nagging starts, the room gets a little darker, you know it's coming and there's no place to run. Scientific studies conducted within the AskMen laboratories showed conclusive evidence that she may very well be one of Satan's minions. Good luck with all that.

eta: I'm really mean too. ask neil!

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

They don't, if you constantly nag and complain when they leave it down.

I wouldn't care about the toilet seat being up but my sister's cat likes to play in the toilet and then gets water all over the floor

I never quite figured out how nagging came to be perceived as a female tendency. Guys aren't immune to nagging.

Common stereotypical male nagging:

Can we get that giant TV?

Why can't I install a permanent keg in the bathroom?

When can we have a three-way with that hot friend of yours?

etc.

And: "What's wrong if I want to have a few of my buddies over to watch the game when you want to go out ?"

"Why do you women make such a big deal about leaving the toilet seat up ?"

"Why don't you like ####-sex ?"

and the answer was?

Something like, "cuz you're a cheap-a$$ [pun intended] who insists on the inferior store-brand lube!"

so what does joyce recommend?

Bacon drippings

Hmm...that sounds a bit smoky, but hey, whatever works...

bacon drippings might have bits in them and it would be uncomfortable me thinks

Edited April 15, 2008 by Amber&Neil

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

wow, sister joyce....bacon drippings..seem..seem...so unkosher

Very high smoke point

lol.....

plus it soothes over active spankings Plus she cant nag when shes sqealin!

Good Lord, Marc, it sounds like you could write a how-to guide. With sponsorship from the bacon industry, of course.

Big A, Its a how-to glide guide