Types of Female Nagger....(what types are you?????

[jego ryu 0]

Female nature

Most women nag because it is in their nature to do so. They grew up watching most of the women around them doing it and were taught that it was the best way to handle men and their occasional inability to function on a normal human level. This applies even more so to the women who are just coming of age, as they were brainwashed even more by television shows like Roseanne , in which the entire emphasis was on pointing out men's many failings.

The big picture

Sometimes women nag over some seemingly insignificant thing in order to work their way onto larger issues. She knows that it is going to get you peeved and plans on using that anger later to bring up whatever it is that is really bothering her.

She's a little loopy

Have you ever thought that perhaps she's just plain crazy? I know that it's hard to accept, but when it comes down to it most women are at least mildly psychotic, if not full-blown lunatics. So remember, if she is indeed a wacko, when the nagging starts, don't push her to the point of dismembering your favorite member.

types of naggers

A female nagger can be classified in one of four groups:

The Innocent: This is the one nagger that doesn't really mean to nag. She brings up problems that she has to make you aware of, but tries to do so without making you angry or starting an argument. Chances are her intentions are good, she just needs a little work on her approach.

The Chatterbox: This nagger never seems to stop. But her nagging rarely escalates into real fights because you've probably learned to effectively zone her out (by the way, this is a good method that I'll cover later; just don't let her catch you).

The Riddler: Ah, the nagger that nags without nagging (say that five times fast). She says things like, "Would you like to try and guess why the green plates are not in the cabinet?" You have no idea what she's talking about and she knows it, otherwise why would she be asking in the first place?

The T-Rex: If she doesn't rip your head off while screaming at you, you got away lucky. It seems as though she actually grows horns when the nagging starts, the room gets a little darker, you know it's coming and there's no place to run. Scientific studies conducted within the AskMen laboratories showed conclusive evidence that she may very well be one of Satan's minions. Good luck with all that.

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

Hi Jegoryu,

I guess i am this LOL!!

[peejay 327]

My wife nags at me often. And I just shine it on without being condescending. I just learned to live with it. There is a lot of give and take. I chose my battles. That's why our marriage endures.

[spidergirl 0]

most of the time i am a "Chatterbox", but sometimes if i am so mad i am a "Riddler".

[o0pink0o 3]

I'm a riddler

[pedroh 21]

LOL

riddlers ftl.. hate smartarse remarks

[Jenn! 918]

Why doesn't anyone ever nag me? Oh I know, it's because I actually *do* things around here without having to be asked.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Me =

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[Fandango 1,440]

Have you ever thought that perhaps she's just plain crazy? I know that it's hard to accept, but when it comes down to it most women are at least mildly psychotic, if not full-blown lunatics. So remember, if she is indeed a wacko, when the nagging starts, don't push her to the point of dismembering your favorite member.

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[Nagishkaw 510]

I don't nag. Period. But then again, I don't have to.

Edited April 14, 2008 by Nagishkaw

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I don't nag. Period. But then again, I don't have to.

You is Nag.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

maybe depending on the day a mixture of all but try not to

[Nagishkaw 510]

I don't nag. Period. But then again, I don't have to.

You is Nag.

Steven, it's not my real name.

[SaadBell 0]

[Sister Fracas 5]

Depends on the time of the month...sorry, you DID ask.