Things your SO says that makes you laugh.

[amiquechu 0]

My wife overheard my mom saying "I'm going to pay those bills" and she thought my mom said "I'm going to Pedos Bill". Pedos in Peruvian Spanish means "farts". Erika busted out laughing because she thought my mom was going to a fart store.

[amiquechu 0]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

[B'sA 0]

Does your SO ever say things to you that just cracks you the hell up, becouse of english barrior? Like for instance , we where having serious conversation about ...birth control. He came back next day and said, " so what kind of PARENTAL CONTROL are you gonna use?" There is so many more things he has said that just cracks me up but i cant think of them now, do you have any?

My fiance had a good laugh about my "smashed poatatoes" instead of mashed...

[Ursa Tripudio 2]

My wife overheard my mom saying "I'm going to pay those bills" and she thought my mom said "I'm going to Pedos Bill". Pedos in Peruvian Spanish means "farts". Erika busted out laughing because she thought my mom was going to a fart store.

"happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!"

[bora bora 1]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

"Pedo" is in Spanish in general...

I realize that there is a difference with the regular "n" and the "n" with a tilde...but people understand. You can write "anio" so it is pronounced regularly.

[panamania79 2]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

You mean a great #######.That's what ano means without the "tilde."

[amiquechu 0]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

You mean a great #######.That's what ano means without the "tilde."

Even better

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

You mean a great #######.That's what ano means without the "tilde."

Even better

that should make family reunions realllly interesting

[panamania79 2]

I thought of another one...but this time I'm the guilty party.

It was erika's uncle's birthday and she was still in peru. she asked if I wanted to send him a happy birthday text message, so i told her i would.

the whole family was at his house celebrating. keep in mind that he's a pretty serious no-nonsense military kind of guy. He gets my message and erika said his eyes got really big and he said "oh, Dios mio!" The fact that I didn't know how to put the "ñ" in my phone changed the whole tone of the message...I substituted the "ñ" with "n". the message said something like "feliz cumpleanos tio miguel. que tengas un buen ano!" For those who don't speak Spanish, I meant to say "happy birthday uncle miguel. and have a great year!" But because I put "n" instead of "ñ", the message meant "happy birthday uncle miguel and you have a great a$s!" everyone there was rolling on the floor laughing

You mean a great #######.That's what ano means without the "tilde."

Even better

Don't feel bad.I was at a New Years party at my fiance's house when I was a little kid and when the clock struck midnight and everybody started hugging eash other,I hugged his grandfather and wished him a happy ####### for 1982.

[amiquechu 0]

that should make family reunions realllly interesting

He's never looked me in the eye since then. B)

[bhajishah 4]

Oh i brought this one up a few yrs back and got yelled @ for making my So feel out of place, i think that desi marriage ended because wife and family was bunch of Craazy drunks or somt=ething. i think the talk is cute even though the english is much much better, when he gets frustrated @ one of the grown kids they will say the new york greeting and he will say back you dont f me i f you!! things like that crack me up. or he will say did you ride instead of drive someone home, I have tge remind him some of his wording get him in trouble

[amiquechu 0]

Don't feel bad.I was at a New Years party at my fiance's house when I was a little kid and when the clock struck midnight and everybody started hugging eash other,I hugged his grandfather and wished him a happy ####### for 1982.

I don't feel so bad now.

[GabiandVi 34]

There are many things, but the only one I can remember now is that my husband calls me his angle.

[amiquechu 0]

Another good one is the word "shrimp". Erika loves to eat shrimp, so any time she wants it for dinner I make her pronounce it correctly She usually pronounces it "shramp" about seven or eight times before I can get her to smile when she says the "i"...always good for a laugh for us before dinner

[JanaknJanet 0]

When I was waiting for my flight back home from India.. Jan..asked me if i would like to have some snakes for the trip home... Snakes? what? Snakes wont be allowed on the plane.. .. i said.. .. he laughed... I said.. you know.. snakes.. cobra.. or such.. he said noooo nooo snakes.. like chips.... ohhhhhh i said.. you mean.. snacks... ..... i laughed so hard I cried..

Recently he was showing me his feet online.. (had a injury) so he was showing me his bruising.. he told me his fingers were so sore... and his fingers were swallow up to his knee... .. fingers and knee? and how is it getting swallowed... .. I explained. .. fingers are on the hands.. toes are on feet.. and the knee is 1/2 way up his leg.. the one at the foot is the ankle..... ohhhhhh yesssss..but.. it is swallowed.. .. ohhh it really is indeed swollen.. not swallowed ... ...

when he does that.. he laughs and says.. oh yes dear.. i will make sure i get you some snakes too hahahahahah