Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR

[Nagishkaw 510]

[MissStacey 1]

Don't forget to pull down Erica's pants so the world can see what he's really hiding.

[Mags 112]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ric Flair, welcome back! We have missed you terribly!

Ric Flair for Mod!

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

manbear

[one...two...tree 2,762]

[Mags 112]

Steven, that's so wrong it's right!

[Mary Lou 682]

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Steven, that's so wrong it's right!

My money's on the furry one...he looks rabid.

[Ric Flair 0]

I just discovered something guys Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR all along you were all fooled lolo he is the mastermind of his little scheme. He PMED me all about it loool. Maybe steve is also swaping story lines with him for ideas to run me off lol you all did a good job later. Steve is on here so damn much lol gaary c MA lol rest of you need a life spend more time with new born than on here and family members.

JR: Welcome to Tuesday Takedown! We've got a packed house in VJ, USA for what promises to be a historic show. It looks like erica has been at it again King. Ric Flair offered him one last opportunity 2 weeks ago not to disrespect his retirement but he just won't quit. Ric Flair is known and respected around the world but he's retired now. I don't know what erica wants.

King: I know JR! Either erica is really stupid, or he's got brain damage from all the beatings Flair has given him!

JR: I've just been handed a note King. Ric Flair is in the building and he's got something to say!

The lights go out around the arena and the crowd bursts into a roar when they hear the sweet, familiar sound of Wooooooo!

King: Look JR, Flair's running to the ring!

JR: This crowd is electric! They're on their feet for the Nature Boy Ric Flair.

Ric hits the ring, throws off his $1,500 suit jacket, bounces off the ropes three times, struts, and delivers a deadly elbow to the jacket.

Wooooooo!

Flair runs over to the table and takes the mic.

Wooooooo!

What's woooooo causin all this.......Nature Boy? Did I hear it right? Did I hear there was a party in VJ......tonight? Well.....ha ha......Ric Flair is here and will do what he does best. Party all.....night......woooooo.......long!

No matter where you are, or where you are from.......VJ is Flair Country! You may not like it, but learn to love it because it's the best thing going today.

JR: This crowd is going mad King! I've never heard a reception like this in the 30 plus years I've been covering this great sport.

King: That's because diamonds are forver JR and so is Ric Flair!

Now it looks like someone has been running their mouth, disrespecting the greatest wrestler this sport has ever known. Now erica

The crowd boos loudly, interrupting Flair.

Ric begins again.

Now erica......I didn't spend 35 years of my life traveling from coast to coast putting it all on the line every night of my life to get insulted by jobber. If you've got the stones, Ric Flair will break your bones. I challenge you to a

Before Flair can finish, the arena is filled with music and everyone knows what that means.

King: Oh no JR, it's Commissioner Ewok! What does he want!

JR: These two men haven't been in the same ring for a long time King. Commissioner Ewok has a long tradition of law and order here in the WWE.

King: He looks upset.....and hairy!

Commissioner Ewok struts down the aisle to quite a pop by the crowd. He stands up on the ring apron and stares at Ric Flair in the middle of the ring. The tension is growing and the crowd immediately settles down. Silence slowly replaces the roar. Manbear and Flair continue the stare down.

JR: We've got to go to commercial but stay tuned. This could be good!

JR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. While you were away, you didn't miss much. Flair and Commissioner Ewok have been staring each other down during the whole break.

King: Yeah, JR Commissioner Ewok looks about three feet of mad! Where's his pants?

Commissioner Ewok finally ducks under the middle rope and enters the ring, climbing the turnbuckle so he can get eye to eye with Flair. He motions over for the Nature Boy Ric Flair to meet him in the corner, and when Flair obliges he takes the mic away from him.

Commissioner Ewok begins to speak, but it is hard to understand. It sounds like someone had Barry White's balls in a vice grip and asked him to squeak.

Ric Flair.......the man. 16 times the world heavy weight champion. Well, well.....quite an accomplishment. Quite a career. But you see, there's been one thing that has been bothering me about you........and it's that you are not really you.

JR: I don't understand King, what is Commissioner Ewok trying to say? The crowd is stunned!

Oh yeah, Flair. I know the secret and I think the people deserve to hear the truth! You've been parading around here telling everyone you're the man but you're not the man at all are you? You're a fake! An imposter and I've got the documents to back it up!

Flair looks stunned. In the world of professional wrestling, a man's real identity was always sacred and never revealed. While you're in the ring, you're in the ring and the rest was left alone.......but now stood Commissioner Ewok about to reveal Ric Flair's real name.

King: I can't believe this JR! I've never seen anything like this!

JR: That's right King, I guess this is how we value tradition here in the WWE. This is a sad day indeed for all of professional wrestling.

Then the music hits and the crowd diverts their attention to the ramp where from behind the curtains emerges Bootylicious.

The crowd starts to boo and it gets louder and louder.

JR: It's Bootylicious! What's she doing here?

King: I don't know JR, but I hope it's to let the puppies out!

JR: She's been away from the ring for months, this is getting stranger and stranger by the minute! Stay tuned folks......business is picking up!

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

[LuzyC 0]

[SMOKE 1,426]

my i? damn this is a long commercial break.

[Ric Flair 0]

I just discovered something guys Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR all along you were all fooled lolo he is the mastermind of his little scheme. He PMED me all about it loool. Maybe steve is also swaping story lines with him for ideas to run me off lol you all did a good job later. Steve is on here so damn much lol gaary c MA lol rest of you need a life spend more time with new born than on here and family members.

JR: Welcome to Tuesday Takedown! We've got a packed house in VJ, USA for what promises to be a historic show. It looks like erica has been at it again King. Ric Flair offered him one last opportunity 2 weeks ago not to disrespect his retirement but he just won't quit. Ric Flair is known and respected around the world but he's retired now. I don't know what erica wants.

King: I know JR! Either erica is really stupid, or he's got brain damage from all the beatings Flair has given him!

JR: I've just been handed a note King. Ric Flair is in the building and he's got something to say!

The lights go out around the arena and the crowd bursts into a roar when they hear the sweet, familiar sound of Wooooooo!

King: Look JR, Flair's running to the ring!

JR: This crowd is electric! They're on their feet for the Nature Boy Ric Flair.

Ric hits the ring, throws off his $1,500 suit jacket, bounces off the ropes three times, struts, and delivers a deadly elbow to the jacket.

Wooooooo!

Flair runs over to the table and takes the mic.

Wooooooo!

What's woooooo causin all this.......Nature Boy? Did I hear it right? Did I hear there was a party in VJ......tonight? Well.....ha ha......Ric Flair is here and will do what he does best. Party all.....night......woooooo.......long!

No matter where you are, or where you are from.......VJ is Flair Country! You may not like it, but learn to love it because it's the best thing going today.

JR: This crowd is going mad King! I've never heard a reception like this in the 30 plus years I've been covering this great sport.

King: That's because diamonds are forver JR and so is Ric Flair!

Now it looks like someone has been running their mouth, disrespecting the greatest wrestler this sport has ever known. Now erica

The crowd boos loudly, interrupting Flair.

Ric begins again.

Now erica......I didn't spend 35 years of my life traveling from coast to coast putting it all on the line every night of my life to get insulted by jobber. If you've got the stones, Ric Flair will break your bones. I challenge you to a

Before Flair can finish, the arena is filled with music and everyone knows what that means.

King: Oh no JR, it's Commissioner Ewok! What does he want!

JR: These two men haven't been in the same ring for a long time King. Commissioner Ewok has a long tradition of law and order here in the WWE.

King: He looks upset.....and hairy!

Commissioner Ewok struts down the aisle to quite a pop by the crowd. He stands up on the ring apron and stares at Ric Flair in the middle of the ring. The tension is growing and the crowd immediately settles down. Silence slowly replaces the roar. Manbear and Flair continue the stare down.

JR: We've got to go to commercial but stay tuned. This could be good!

JR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. While you were away, you didn't miss much. Flair and Commissioner Ewok have been staring each other down during the whole break.

King: Yeah, JR Commissioner Ewok looks about three feet of mad! Where's his pants?

Commissioner Ewok finally ducks under the middle rope and enters the ring, climbing the turnbuckle so he can get eye to eye with Flair. He motions over for the Nature Boy Ric Flair to meet him in the corner, and when Flair obliges he takes the mic away from him.

Commissioner Ewok begins to speak, but it is hard to understand. It sounds like someone had Barry White's balls in a vice grip and asked him to squeak.

Ric Flair.......the man. 16 times the world heavy weight champion. Well, well.....quite an accomplishment. Quite a career. But you see, there's been one thing that has been bothering me about you........and it's that you are not really you.

JR: I don't understand King, what is Commissioner Ewok trying to say? The crowd is stunned!

Oh yeah, Flair. I know the secret and I think the people deserve to hear the truth! You've been parading around here telling everyone you're the man but you're not the man at all are you? You're a fake! An imposter and I've got the documents to back it up!

Flair looks stunned. In the world of professional wrestling, a man's real identity was always sacred and never revealed. While you're in the ring, you're in the ring and the rest was left alone.......but now stood Commissioner Ewok about to reveal Ric Flair's real name.

King: I can't believe this JR! I've never seen anything like this!

JR: That's right King, I guess this is how we value tradition here in the WWE. This is a sad day indeed for all of professional wrestling.

Then the music hits and the crowd diverts their attention to the ramp where from behind the curtains emerges Bootylicious.

The crowd starts to boo and it gets louder and louder.

JR: It's Bootylicious! What's she doing here?

King: I don't know JR, but I hope it's to let the puppies out!

JR: She's been away from the ring for months, this is getting stranger and stranger by the minute! Stay tuned folks......business is picking up!

JR: We're back ladies and gentleman and Bootylicious has got the mic!

I just want to say that Ric.....if that is your real name hahahahaha. I had to come down and see this. I've been waiting for the moment to see you go and it's finally here. I hate wrestling......and most of all I hate you. I hate you so much that I've decided to leave the U.S. That's right, I'm moving to Canada to support a real legend with a real name. Bret Hart!

The crowd boo's and starts chanting USA! USA! USA! Bootylicous covers her ears and shakes her head before proceeding.

Oh yes. I'm moving to Canada but that's not all. In honor of Ric Flair's real name being revealed, I'm going to change mine to honor my new and improved country, Canada. From now on, my name is.....wait for it.........Abootylicous!

JR: Abootylicous?

King: Yeah JR, what's that all aboot?

JR: She just went to ringside where she's been handed a Canadian flag, a Molson Ice and some poutine by a mountee! I guess that makes it official. She's now a Canadian!

King: This isn't fair JR! Why does Canada always get the Booty? I mean, they've got........well......ok forget that part but this still terrible JR!

JR: It looks like she's not done yet either.

Abooty: Now that I've been officially sworn in, Commissioner Ewok you may proceed hey! Open the envelope and let's find out who Ric Flair really is!

JR: Commissioner Ewok looks confused King, like he might not do it. After all of these years of law and order here in the WWE it would be shame to see him break a golden rule of wrestling. All of the tradition out the window in one moment, here and now.

Abooty gets impatient with Commissioner Ewok's hesitation and gets in his face. Commissioner Ewok looks across the ring at Ric Flair, who is standing with hims arms crossed waiting for a response. All the Commissioner can do is think of the countless times Ric Flair has defended the company and did what was best for the sport. Putting over posters to get the young talent some name recognition.......providing a distraction, even if only for a few moments to millions and millions of fans.

JR: Will he or won't he King! Stay tuned to find out!

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

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