Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR

[pedroh 21]

woooooooooooooo

don't kill the nature boy's account!!

[Fandango 1,439]

So who the frick is RF anyways?

Someone msg me, or to the chosen few...email me

[Mary Lou 681]

So who the frick is RF anyways?

Someone msg me, or to the chosen few...email me

Yeah i was wondering the same, i didnt get to see who it was before Ewok edited his post

[almaty 19]

ric flair is really ric flair....

[GaryC 7]

I don't care who is pretending to be Ric Flair. The person is annoying in the extreme.

[SMOKE 1,426]

careful Gary he might chop ya

[Mags 112]

i am going to take all the ladies to space mountain to celebrate,.,,woooooooooooooooo!

I LOVE Space Mountain! Went on the DisneyLand Paris one 5 times in 15 minutes. My son couldn't take anymore but I would have continued to have gone on it for hours and hours.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,333]

I don't care who is pretending to be Ric Flair. The person is annoying in the extreme.

it's really eric.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I can't believe I'm one of the only ones that saw who he really is. I'm so excited. This is the first time I've had news that no one else has. SWEET! So this is how it feels.

[almaty 19]

ric flair is easy, if you have been on vj for awhile......

[Marilyn. 340]

i have been here for forever and I have no clue

[Ban Hammer 13,333]

i have been here for forever and I have no clue

it's almaty.

[MissStacey 1]

I don't care who is pretending to be Ric Flair. The person is annoying in the extreme.

it's really eric.

Um, no. We all know Eric doesn't punctuate. And there is no or at the end of the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Mary Lou 681]

I don't care who is pretending to be Ric Flair. The person is annoying in the extreme.

it's really eric.

Um, no. We all know Eric doesn't punctuate. And there is no or at the end of the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dont forget all his ####### talk either

[Ric Flair 0]

I just discovered something guys Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR all along you were all fooled lolo he is the mastermind of his little scheme. He PMED me all about it loool. Maybe steve is also swaping story lines with him for ideas to run me off lol you all did a good job later. Steve is on here so damn much lol gaary c MA lol rest of you need a life spend more time with new born than on here and family members.

JR: Welcome to Tuesday Takedown! We've got a packed house in VJ, USA for what promises to be a historic show. It looks like erica has been at it again King. Ric Flair offered him one last opportunity 2 weeks ago not to disrespect his retirement but he just won't quit. Ric Flair is known and respected around the world but he's retired now. I don't know what erica wants.

King: I know JR! Either erica is really stupid, or he's got brain damage from all the beatings Flair has given him!

JR: I've just been handed a note King. Ric Flair is in the building and he's got something to say!

The lights go out around the arena and the crowd bursts into a roar when they hear the sweet, familiar sound of Wooooooo!

King: Look JR, Flair's running to the ring!

JR: This crowd is electric! They're on their feet for the Nature Boy Ric Flair.

Ric hits the ring, throws off his $1,500 suit jacket, bounces off the ropes three times, struts, and delivers a deadly elbow to the jacket.

Wooooooo!

Flair runs over to the table and takes the mic.

Wooooooo!

What's woooooo causin all this.......Nature Boy? Did I hear it right? Did I hear there was a party in VJ......tonight? Well.....ha ha......Ric Flair is here and will do what he does best. Party all.....night......woooooo.......long!

No matter where you are, or where you are from.......VJ is Flair Country! You may not like it, but learn to love it because it's the best thing going today.

JR: This crowd is going mad King! I've never heard a reception like this in the 30 plus years I've been covering this great sport.

King: That's because diamonds are forver JR and so is Ric Flair!

Now it looks like someone has been running their mouth, disrespecting the greatest wrestler this sport has ever known. Now erica

The crowd boos loudly, interrupting Flair.

Ric begins again.

Now erica......I didn't spend 35 years of my life traveling from coast to coast putting it all on the line every night of my life to get insulted by jobber. If you've got the stones, Ric Flair will break your bones. I challenge you to a

Before Flair can finish, the arena is filled with music and everyone knows what that means.

King: Oh no JR, it's Commissioner Ewok! What does he want!

JR: These two men haven't been in the same ring for a long time King. Commissioner Ewok has a long tradition of law and order here in the WWE.

King: He looks upset.....and hairy!

Commissioner Ewok struts down the aisle to quite a pop by the crowd. He stands up on the ring apron and stares at Ric Flair in the middle of the ring. The tension is growing and the crowd immediately settles down. Silence slowly replaces the roar. Manbear and Flair continue the stare down.

JR: We've got to go to commercial but stay tuned. This could be good!