Captain Ewok is RIC FLAIR

[almaty 19]

he had a melt-down..happens here

it was a 3-mile island event, that's for sure.

Woooooo!

At least my meltdowns are funny.

*runs into the ring, takes off a shoe and throws it into the crowd, tears off suit jacket and throws it down on the mat and bounces off the ropes three times and delivers the Flairbow drop to the suit jacket.*

Wooooooo!

ric, i think your chops got to him..and he turned into a chopf##k....happened to mick foley too

[Ric Flair 0]

he had a melt-down..happens here

it was a 3-mile island event, that's for sure.

Woooooo!

At least my meltdowns are funny.

*runs into the ring, takes off a shoe and throws it into the crowd, tears off suit jacket and throws it down on the mat and bounces off the ropes three times and delivers the Flairbow drop to the suit jacket.*

Wooooooo!

ric, i think your chops got to him..and he turned into a chopf##k....happened to mick foley too

Woooooo!

When you come to the house of Flair and order the Flair de jour, don't be surprised if you're served chops. Wooooo!

Vince McMahon has kicked erica out the WWE. Now he? will be assigned the undercard in Tupelo, MS.

As for Foley.....he's a great competitor but he's also just a glorified stunt man.

And ladies.....check your cars and start your engines. If you don't have Flair struts then you don't have the smoothest ride in the park baby. Woooooo! Only 100% original Flair parts will do.

Woooooo!

[almaty 19]

dam ric, you have some poetic posts...

[*julez* 124]

dam ric, you have some poetic posts...

As gifted with the written word as he was in the ring!

Wooooooooooo!

[almaty 19]

dam ric, you have some poetic posts...

As gifted with the written word as he was in the ring!

Wooooooooooo!

a master with the chops, figure 4.. and silver tongued to boot............wopooooooooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

Eric was the Jerry Lewis to your Dean Martin. RIP, Eric.

[almaty 19]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

amen brother..you are preaching to the chorus here on vj...

[LoriLawless 0]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

Eric was the Jerry Lewis to your Dean Martin. RIP, Eric.

Makes me sad too.

[almaty 19]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

Eric was the Jerry Lewis to your Dean Martin. RIP, Eric.

Makes me sad too.

same here

[Ric Flair 0]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

Eric was the Jerry Lewis to your Dean Martin. RIP, Eric.

Makes me sad too.

same here

Wooooooo!

Professional wrestling has lost a lot of athletes in the past few years. I've carried erica through many a match, but he? kept asking for more. He was not a great competitor but made a great heel. There's something to be said for that, I know.

So, in honor of those who have fallen, the greatest champion that wrestling has ever know will walk that aisle one more time to go one on one with erica in a retirement match.

This sport has been good to me and it can't be done without heels and babyfaces. Rivalries are what keep everything alive but there comes a time when you have to hang up the boots and walk away.

In tribute to erica.......the WWE is proud to present:

Ric Flair vs erica in a retirement match

The Legacy vs The Lameness

Woooooo!

[almaty 19]

WHERE IS THE POPCORN AND BEER?

[Ric Flair 0]

WHERE IS THE POPCORN AND BEER?

Woooooo!

This one needs to be done properly, and there is only one venue appropriate for a main event of this magnitude......only one stage fitting for the final match......and that's headlining.........WRESTLEMANIA!

An epic battle that took months to make and generations to dream. Ric Flair vs erica.......someone will retire, their career will be over!

Woooooo!

This event is so huge, it must have it's own thread. Watch out for it meeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnn woooooooo! dean.

Woooooo!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Wooooo!

Ladies, ha, ha. You can call Flair out, but if you do, you better throw a quarter in the fountain. It may be the best investment you ever made......a wish come true to ride on space mountain.

Wooooo!

Space, ha, ha woooo! exploration never felt so good! *puts his hands on the back of his head and does the pelvis thrust*

You can drink wine, do drugs or even have a beer. But if you really want to get high one pump from Flair will put you up in the stratosphere.

Wooooooooo!

Eric was the Jerry Lewis to your Dean Martin. RIP, Eric.

Makes me sad too.

same here

i'm gonna miss eric's humor. his threads about his ####### became part of vj legend.

[eric&gen 0]

Yes I am back from the dead for a short time till account be suspended agin lol. Ok to lock me out for 7 days call me stupidest person of vj but that won't stop me from coming back for more. You are all bunch of pu$$ies can't thrash talk me to my face but can hide while my account is blocked lol. you people make me sick you all need help get a life find a job losers. VJ has finally hit rock bottom a ship about ready to sink to the bottom.this site won't be around much longer. I can't spell I can't type I don't make sense but I do have a life a job I do not spend time on a worthless site woth lots I azzholes whoe is running this chit hole I will find a way to run this crappy place off the internet lol. fuke all you biatches suck my balls. You people espically you ewok was never fair to me even if I wasn't talking about me ####### all the members hated me well I don't care fuke you haters bye na na na hey hey good bye mofos. Spell check this stacey, steve spend time with new born must not have job how do you support your family lol vj won't help you support your kid your on here 24/7 lol geez and gary the post attention ####### lol later.