Toilet Break

[Amby 490]

A tourist had a lucky escape in Austria when a 47-stone boulder landed on a toilet seconds after he finished using it.

Austrian holidaymaker Josef Heller, 47, said: "I had just washed my hands - and as I walked out the door there was an explosion behind me and the whole house shook.

"When I looked back I realised a massive boulder had landed on the toilet - smashing it to bits. There was water and debris everywhere."

The giant rock fell from a cliff overhanging the guest house in St. Gilgen in Austria and police have cordoned off the area amid fears more huge rocks could fall.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2804689.html?menu=

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

coulda squashed the chit outta him.

[Sal and Jay 2]

coulda squashed the chit outta him.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Good thing he wasn't one of those types that feels the need to shake it for three minutes!

[mawilson 2,133]

Good thing he wasn't one of those types that feels the need to shake it for three minutes!

Yeah, easy for you to say.

[Amby 490]

Good thing he wasn't one of those types that feels the need to shake it for three minutes!

Yeah, easy for you to say.

be nice! sometimes I like to shake it for 3 minutes!

[mawilson 2,133]

Good thing he wasn't one of those types that feels the need to shake it for three minutes!

Yeah, easy for you to say.

be nice! sometimes I like to shake it for 3 minutes!

[Yoink 7]

I was at a friends house in the late 90's watching Devil's versus Flyers playoffs.... Eric Lindross just scored a goal when the entire house shook like it got hit with artillery... we ran downstairs and the front of a pickup truck was inside the house and it had slammed the couch which was aginast the wall over with my friends sister in it. The truck had hit the back top of the couch and flipped it over sending her flying....

Turns out a dad and is 2 year old were in the truck about to leave and the dad ran inside to grab something and the child was able to get the truck into neutral and sent it roll ing forward across 2 lawns, a street and down a hill last another house before getting lodged into my friend's place...kinda miraculous considering all the trees and stuff it could have hit

When my buddy called the local police they though it was a prank cause he was so excited he kept saying there's a truck in my house... No one was hurt but it was pretty weird

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Good thing he wasn't one of those types that feels the need to shake it for three minutes!

Yeah, easy for you to say.