The Death Star Contractors

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Ah sod it.

Edited April 11, 2008 by Number 6

[HAL 9000 96]

that young skywalker is an evil one, he is

Unfortunately Chewie was Luke's character witness. Han was drunk that day so they had no interpreter in the court.

Another connection... Leia makin'out with Han... so since she was a known alcoholic, she may have passed the habit on to Han... I think Leia hates Luke to be honest.

Perhaps for having to spend some time in the Garbage Smasher on the detention level...

[DeadPoolX 9]

This is making me want to play TIE Fighter again. I'll have to find those diskettes again. Yes, that's right -- that game is from 1994 and it's on 3.5" diskettes!

[almaty 19]

i played thai stick a few times....

[SteveLaura 0]

Did Anakin grow up more quickly than Padme, or did she age slowly? I can't decide. Hrumph.

[HAL 9000 96]

Did Anakin grow up more quickly than Padme, or did she age slowly? I can't decide. Hrumph.

One word:

Botox

[Chica Yeyé 41]

That b1tch liked little boys And it's not a well known fact that Padme did NOT die. She served a long term Imperial Prison sentence for pedophilia. After the Empire hit the fan; she escaped undetected and since she lurks where little kids gather....

[HAL 9000 96]

That b1tch liked little boys And it's not a well known fact that Padme did NOT die. She served a long term Imperial Prison sentence for pedophilia. After the Empire hit the fan; she escaped undetected and since she lurks where little kids gather....

Oh c'mon don't blame Padme for Luke's evil ways!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

That b1tch liked little boys And it's not a well known fact that Padme did NOT die. She served a long term Imperial Prison sentence for pedophilia. After the Empire hit the fan; she escaped undetected and since she lurks where little kids gather....

Oh c'mon don't blame Padme for Luke's evil ways!

She abandoned her little kids , and then the Imperial courts, always biased as helll denied custody to Uncle Kenobi. Luke had serious issues due to her abandonment, and his own sexual conflicts arising from liking his own sister's assss and liking his sisters' boyfriend's asss as well. Also, he never recovered of not being HALF as cool and assskickerrr like his dad

One way or another, young Skywalker was going to explode... he was a ticking time bomb, he was....

[HAL 9000 96]

That b1tch liked little boys And it's not a well known fact that Padme did NOT die. She served a long term Imperial Prison sentence for pedophilia. After the Empire hit the fan; she escaped undetected and since she lurks where little kids gather....

Oh c'mon don't blame Padme for Luke's evil ways!

She abandoned her little kids , and then the Imperial courts, always biased as helll denied custody to Uncle Kenobi. Luke had serious issues due to her abandonment, and his own sexual conflicts arising from liking his own sister's assss and liking his sisters' boyfriend's asss as well. Also, he never recovered of not being HALF as cool and assskickerrr like his dad

One way or another, young Skywalker was going to explode... he was a ticking time bomb, he was....

Well that's because he wore white after Labor Day...

[DeadPoolX 9]

Did Anakin grow up more quickly than Padme, or did she age slowly? I can't decide. Hrumph.

Just imagine the psychological damage that could've been done if, while having sex, Anakin telepathically projected the image of his nine year-old self (from Episode I) in place of his older self (in Episodes II and III) directly into Padme's brain. When he finished, he could've yelled, "Yippee!"

[almaty 19]

whoa, what a mess.. i glad they all got an azz kicking