The Death Star Contractors

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

But what about the folks who built Death Star 1?

Illegals, probably.

They were those weird flying aliens so probably wouldn't qualify for human rights anyway

Of course they did at least finish the job - so the only guys who bought it were the people (families) who lived and worked on the Death Star. I'm sure they had some sort of childcare facility there too - the Star Wars national enquirer would have a field day with Luke Babykiller.

[HAL 9000 96]

The Empire is for Imperials. All others should be punished.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Luke wins the criminal case, but loses the civil

[almaty 19]

that young skywalker is an evil one, he is

[SteveLaura 0]

that young skywalker is an evil one, he is

"I kill Sith babies."

[Mags 112]

First of all, bwahahaha!

Secondly, in answer to Steve's question. Let me put this another way. You are contracted to work on a huge construction project, The money's good and you're excited. You go for an introductory meeting and the main employer wears a huge cloak with a cowl and shoots electricity out of his fingers every time he is interrupted. His assistant is 7 foot tall and wears a black plastic mask and breathes through a machine. His forte is strangling anyone without even laying a finger on him.

So, to conclude. Were the Death Star contractors unaware of who and what they were working for? Er....could I say NO any louder?

[HAL 9000 96]

that young skywalker is an evil one, he is

"I kill Sith babies."

Must run in the family... here's some proof of Luke's psychotic father... before he corrected his ways and joined the Good Guys...

Edited April 10, 2008 by maviwaro

[HAL 9000 96]

First of all, bwahahaha!

Secondly, in answer to Steve's question. Let me put this another way. You are contracted to work on a huge construction project, The money's good and you're excited. You go for an introductory meeting and the main employer wears a huge cloak with a cowl and shoots electricity out of his fingers every time he is interrupted. His assistant is 7 foot tall and wears a black plastic mask and breathes through a machine. His forte is strangling anyone without even laying a finger on him.

So, to conclude. Were the Death Star contractors unaware of who and what they were working for? Er....could I say NO any louder?

Oh c'mon give the guy in black a break! He rules with order and severely punishes all who stand against the principles of law.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It all started when he was 10 and unwittingly hit a few buttons in the cockpit of the fighter he was sitting in - which resulted in the destruction of a Capital Ship sized starship and the death of many thousands of Japanese stereotype aliens that crewed it.

[HAL 9000 96]

It all started when he was 10 and unwittingly hit a few buttons in the cockpit of the fighter he was sitting in - which resulted in the destruction of a Capital Ship sized starship and the death of many thousands of Japanese stereotype aliens that crewed it.

What a tool...

[Saddle Bronc 124]

But what about the folks who built Death Star 1?

Those that weren't staunch imperialists were drugged into becoming such through the drinks Palpatine supplied them.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

First of all, bwahahaha!

Secondly, in answer to Steve's question. Let me put this another way. You are contracted to work on a huge construction project, The money's good and you're excited. You go for an introductory meeting and the main employer wears a huge cloak with a cowl and shoots electricity out of his fingers every time he is interrupted. His assistant is 7 foot tall and wears a black plastic mask and breathes through a machine. His forte is strangling anyone without even laying a finger on him.

So, to conclude. Were the Death Star contractors unaware of who and what they were working for? Er....could I say NO any louder?

Basically, you agreed with my premise then--the contractors were already Imperialists and got what was coming to them when the DS was blown-up!

[Mags 112]

First of all, bwahahaha!

Secondly, in answer to Steve's question. Let me put this another way. You are contracted to work on a huge construction project, The money's good and you're excited. You go for an introductory meeting and the main employer wears a huge cloak with a cowl and shoots electricity out of his fingers every time he is interrupted. His assistant is 7 foot tall and wears a black plastic mask and breathes through a machine. His forte is strangling anyone without even laying a finger on him.

So, to conclude. Were the Death Star contractors unaware of who and what they were working for? Er....could I say NO any louder?

Basically, you agreed with my premise then--the contractors were already Imperialists and got what was coming to them when the DS was blown-up!

Actually, I was agreeing with option two in the poll.

[Saddle Bronc 124]

First of all, bwahahaha!

Secondly, in answer to Steve's question. Let me put this another way. You are contracted to work on a huge construction project, The money's good and you're excited. You go for an introductory meeting and the main employer wears a huge cloak with a cowl and shoots electricity out of his fingers every time he is interrupted. His assistant is 7 foot tall and wears a black plastic mask and breathes through a machine. His forte is strangling anyone without even laying a finger on him.

So, to conclude. Were the Death Star contractors unaware of who and what they were working for? Er....could I say NO any louder?

Basically, you agreed with my premise then--the contractors were already Imperialists and got what was coming to them when the DS was blown-up!

Actually, I was agreeing with option two in the poll.

Option two WAS closest to the reality (contractors were imperialists--got hosed justly).

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Word for those who suffer.....