The Death Star Contractors

[Chica Yeyé 41]

[HAL 9000 96]

[Krikit 1,165]

Saaaay..... isn't that Paris Hilton? And look!! There's Princess Leia as a baby!

[Jenn! 918]

What are you all talking about?

Geeks!

[HAL 9000 96]

What are you all talking about?

Geeks!

Here's an easy one for ya

[Krikit 1,165]

[HAL 9000 96]

Something in it for everybody...

[SteveLaura 0]

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

Like many citizens of the Empire, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.

Read on...

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Back in THE day...

After the galactic ####### hit the fan...

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

who cares, they were just contractors.

[Amby 490]

I have no clue what you people are talking about

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Destruction of the Death Star made it possible for this little young one to grow into a healthy adult, managing an immigration website.

Edited April 10, 2008 by Mister Fancypants

[Saddle Bronc 124]

... "no, they were active imperialists and got what was coming to them"

Eh, none even wants to discuss this idea?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

But what about the folks who built Death Star 1?

[SteveLaura 0]

But what about the folks who built Death Star 1?

Illegals, probably.