You know you're living in America and not the UK when...

[paulinespens 3]

Oooh! I've never been to Cracker Barrel... I have however heard extremely good things about Cracker Barrel...

I have a nickname for Cracker Barrel. I call it the Crack House. As does my wife now and my sisters in law. One of my sisters in law always promised to take me to Cracker Barrel and I said where The Crack House.

[paulinespens 3]

No one mentioned Corn Syrup

I asked my wife what Miracle Whip was and she said its Mayo but sweeter. Im like y'all add corn syrup to it. I could not stop laughing.

My wife won't let me buy corn syrup. She thinks im gonna put it all in my cooking .

How about the local commericals they look like they have been made on the budget of a dollar.

John Deere everythings John Deere here (hence I have the cap and t shirt)

Shopping on Sunday night something you can't do in the UK.

And finally a commerical for Vigagra or should I say Viva Vigagra.

[Sal and Jay 2]

Jay said why do you want to put butter in a sandwich Duh lol, he uses mayonaisse to spread rather than butter.

[Jeraly 4]

Oh yeah! Corn syrup!! I found some "authentic" Lea & Perrins and it had corn syrup... I swear the original doesn't!!

And my OH doesn't do butter in sandwiches either...

[Mags 112]

I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice.

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face.

My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".

[Sal and Jay 2]

I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice.

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face.

My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".

ha ha thats funny

[Krikit 1,164]

My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".

[Lisax 0]

They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut

and no one knows what a "jumper" is, lol

[StillThePrettiest 3]

maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff

[Jeraly 4]

I prefer bovril anyway but I am going to make up a shopping list for mum when I get there and realise all the stuff I miss then get her to send stuff to me Anyone know anything about shipping refrigerated stuff?!

[T and M 1]

They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut

Is marmite that syrupy stuff in the green can i see in Tesco here? i asked my fellow shoppers what that was and all i got were blank stares!!! What is that stuff???

[Sal and Jay 2]

you may have a world market store near where your going they do a lot of english products.

[Lisax 0]

They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut

Is marmite that syrupy stuff in the green can i see in Tesco here? i asked my fellow shoppers what that was and all i got were blank stares!!! What is that stuff???

Hehe, Marmite is a spread you put on toast or sandwiches. It's in a brown jar, with a yellow lid, it's a yeast extract, very very healthy for you. But I warn you, if you find it and want to try it, get a small jar, as you will either love it or hate it! you have been warned! hehe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

I prefer bovril anyway but I am going to make up a shopping list for mum when I get there and realise all the stuff I miss then get her to send stuff to me Anyone know anything about shipping refrigerated stuff?!

Hehe! I get my mum to do that, but she just mainly sends me tubs of marmite which my sister gets for me from Macros. Is cheaper sending tubs that jars, because the tubs weigh much less.

[Lisax 0]

maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff

I'm definitely a Marmite addict, you'd never be able to wean me off it, I've been eating this stuff for 23 years, it's my life!

[Sal and Jay 2]

maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff

I'm definitely a Marmite addict, you'd never be able to wean me off it, I've been eating this stuff for 23 years, it's my life!

lol maybe i should open a marmite factory, i love marmite crisps too, lol