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Assume you meet an adult human-cow hybrid. He/she appears human and has normal human bodily functions. He/she can eat, breathe and have sex just like a human without cow cells can.  

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  1. 1. Which of the following would you be willing to do with or to this human-cow hybrid?

    • Hire him/her (assume excellent qualifications)
      10
    • Marry him/her (assume perfect marriage material, whatever that means to you)
      5
    • Date him/her (assume perfect bf/gf material, whatever that means to you)
      7
    • Have a one-night stand with him/her (assume you have heard from reliable sources that he/she has earth-shattering skills in bed)
      6
    • Room with him/her (assume he/she is exactly what you want a roommate to be)
      7
    • Kill him/her (assume he/she poses no threat to anyone and tell us why you'd do that anyway)
      0
    • Quarantine or lock him/her up in prison to prevent pollution of the gene pool (assume he/she poses no health risks to anyone)
      0
    • Be friends with him/her (assume he/she is exactly what you look for in a friend)
      8
    • Work for him/her (assume he/she is the perfect boss)
      7
    • Let him/her cook you food (assume you're not aware of any health risks from him/her)
      6
    • Let him/her give you a physical (assume you're not aware of any health risks from him/her)
      6
    • None of the above or other
      7


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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Brazil
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:rofl: There are literally tears in my eyes... this is the best thread of all time...

I went through the poll with Rey and his view of things was...entertaining. He would not hire them. But what if you were in trouble for discrimination? Well, Rey said, I would be subtle. I would say, 'you don't look like you're ready for the job.'

Oh god I can't stop laughing...

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none of the above.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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I want to do all things with them. I need to learn all there is to know about them. they will teach us new things. new sexual positions :lol:

you sister amber, are a right thinking type of gal....

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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do they have big udders? :whistle:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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I think I need to read up on this cow hybrid stuff because I don't understand why these people should be treated differently at all.

The underlying assumption (if you take this seriously) in this poll is of racial superiority. That a hybrid would be somehow generally inferior (in terms of intelligence etc) than a normal human being.

This is probably why whenever science fiction deals with the issue of part-human hybrids, the resulting creatures are usually involved in some form of slavery. In fact, its a bit of a cliche.

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